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[AWBrat]

Originally posted by Quarters
(Takes a seat next to Brat)

Thanks for putting out the Qt-Signal. The communication channels still seem to be working well.

(nods a greeting to DoK and Verm)
'Sup, gents? Long time.


So, what we got goin' on in here?

ROFL...I took the long way around...I would have payed good money to hear that conversation...

Mythic Employee: Jeff...I just got this really really strange message for you on a message board...(repeats cryptic message littered with two letter abbreviations)

Quarters: OMG...TO THE BATCAVE!!!

SLO...anyone ever tell you that you're really funny?

Didn't think so...

The difference between people like DoK and others that have recently appeared on these boards and yourself...  

1. The obvious intelligence barrier that you can't seem to get past

2. A sense of humor which you seem to lack

3. Wit, which you seem to think you have but somehow you missed the T in the front along the way.

4. Charm, in which the closest you'll ever get to is a box of cereal with a Leprechaun on the front and a shiny surprise inside

5. The ability to hold a conversation above a third grade reading level sans Dick and Jane fight the Luftwaffe

6. History of the game, community and it's players

7. Last but not least, the ability to choose your friends wisely. I hear Linda Rondstat is looking for a new buddy, why don't you give her call.

I'm sure everyone appreciates your effort to be the new king of flame and we all love watching you flail around blindly trying to prove yourself over and over again by making a complete squealing fool out of yourself with your amazing ability to completely butcher the English language in a simple one sentence reply, but we've seen it all before...years and years ago...by people more intelligent, funnier, and nastier than you'll ever be...

Save yourself the trouble and go find one of those auto flamewar generators on the web...at least it will be legible enough for us to understand and we can quit pooling money together to send you new batteries for your Speak N Spell...

If that's not an option, I suggest you spend about a decade in some AOL chatrooms to sharpen up your mad flaming skillz...by then you can come back and claim to be one of the Veterans you so freely like to take a swing at...

Please...for the love of GOD save your monosyllabic, drooling, spittle infested, pimple sucking, wannabe 1337, legal excuse for a wire coat hanger and a handul of salt pre birth reply for another time...

My heart just can't handle another zinger from such a superbly idiotic individual today...

[phookat]

Originally posted by SLO
gettin stale there Arlo....

You're getting owned.  Stop now.

Keep em coming Arlo.

[eskimo2]

Originally posted by phookat
You're getting owned.  Stop now.

Keep em coming Arlo.

I'm still laughing pretty hard too.

Arlo rules.

eskimo

[type_char]

Originally posted by Lizking
Sir, Yes Sir!

I can do about 15 pushups.

[Misfit]

So can someone tell me the real story i have read about the "4 Horsemen". I mean since you old vets are here and we have your attention be cool to have something positive come out of this crap.

I have heard and read old forum stuff of a group of guys that use to straight up dominate in AWer. I cant tell if it is truth or myth and i believe they were called the "4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse". I first heard of them back when i started AW3 and since have caught mention of them in a few old forums.

[SLO]

Originally posted by phookat
You're getting owned.  Stop now.

Keep em coming Arlo.

really...If you say so.

well I mean your opinion matters too me so much that you must be correct.....

guess your into young kids posting comical drawings on a BBS

[SLO]

Originally posted by AWBrat
ROFL...I took the long way around...I would have payed good money to hear that conversation...

Mythic Employee: Jeff...I just got this really really strange message for you on a message board...(repeats cryptic message littered with two letter abbreviations)

Quarters: OMG...TO THE BATCAVE!!!

SLO...anyone ever tell you that you're really funny?

Didn't think so...

The difference between people like DoK and others that have recently appeared on these boards and yourself...  

1. The obvious intelligence barrier that you can't seem to get past

2. A sense of humor which you seem to lack

3. Wit, which you seem to think you have but somehow you missed the T in the front along the way.

4. Charm, in which the closest you'll ever get to is a box of cereal with a Leprechaun on the front and a shiny surprise inside

5. The ability to hold a conversation above a third grade reading level sans Dick and Jane fight the Luftwaffe

6. History of the game, community and it's players

7. Last but not least, the ability to choose your friends wisely. I hear Linda Rondstat is looking for a new buddy, why don't you give her call.

I'm sure everyone appreciates your effort to be the new king of flame and we all love watching you flail around blindly trying to prove yourself over and over again by making a complete squealing fool out of yourself with your amazing ability to completely butcher the English language in a simple one sentence reply, but we've seen it all before...years and years ago...by people more intelligent, funnier, and nastier than you'll ever be...

Save yourself the trouble and go find one of those auto flamewar generators on the web...at least it will be legible enough for us to understand and we can quit pooling money together to send you new batteries for your Speak N Spell...

If that's not an option, I suggest you spend about a decade in some AOL chatrooms to sharpen up your mad flaming skillz...by then you can come back and claim to be one of the Veterans you so freely like to take a swing at...

Please...for the love of GOD save your monosyllabic, drooling, spittle infested, pimple sucking, wannabe 1337, legal excuse for a wire coat hanger and a handul of salt pre birth reply for another time...

My heart just can't handle another zinger from such a superbly idiotic individual today...

this has got to be pointed at me....

well Brat, you sound like a frustrated wannabe self-important lad.

not gettin enough recognition are we now.

witty attention seeker....

and I don't listen too young frustrated wannabe self-important people....

good luck in your recognition search....

[DoKGonZo]

Originally posted by SLO
this has got to be pointed at me....

Now that's funny.

[Brat]

Originally posted by SLO
this has got to be pointed at me....

Did the fact that I used your name give it away? Damn...and here I was trying to be all sneaky about it!

well Brat, you sound like a frustrated wannabe self-important lad.

I'm always frustrated...that's a given...that happens when you get past puberty and graduate from junior high school...one day you'll understand...as for being self important...yeah...you guessed it babykins...I'm the most important person in my life...IMAGINE THAT!!!

not gettin enough recognition are we now.

witty attention seeker....

Hate to tell you this sunshine...but YOU'RE the one rattling around these boards picking fights with everyone in hopes you get noticed here. Myself and the others are just passing through. I'm sure if I did a little research I'd find what I can only assume. You're a loudmouthed waste of space that feels his title is in jeapordy on these boards

and I don't listen too young frustrated wannabe self-important people....

I imagine that would be very difficult for you then...I bet you have a really really loud voice and talk like a deaf person...

good luck in your recognition search....

Oh...I've already attained mine...from years and years of knocking simplistic boobs like yourself around the internet...SLO...does the term "Spastic Colon" mean anything to you? You should probably do a little research and get to know the term...it's basically a quivering *******...something you've managed to master.

You know what...I don't even know why I'm bothering...someone just informed me your French Canadian...what's the point in starting a battle with you when you'll just surrender before the fighting starts...

[Habu]

Originally posted by SLO
really...If you say so.

well I mean your opinion matters too me so much that you must be correct.....

guess your into young kids posting comical drawings on a BBS

Keep watching those online snuff videos SLO. Is there anything else you do in real life that might get a person or two in here to have an ounce of respect for you?

[Misfit]

SLO

Bud just walk away. This is really not worth it. You have done what ya thought was right. No one can blame ya for trying to stand up for a squadie. But now ya need to just move on.

BTW this is Jinx

[Misfit]

BTW none of you ol Aces heard of the 4 horsemen? Damn was really looking foward to having that cleared up.

[DoKGonZo]

Originally posted by Misfit
BTW none of you ol Aces heard of the 4 horsemen? Damn was really looking foward to having that cleared up.

Could be after my time of active flying. Quarters or Moggy may know.

[J_A_B]

If I recall, basically they flew FW-190A-8's and picked on the many newer players shortly after the "10,000 dweebs" arrived from the SVGA box set.   I forget the little details (like who they were) as I barely played until the AOL days due to the fees at the time.

DoK was probably in WarBirds by then.


OMG....I posted in "the thread"......WHAT HAVE I DONE?


J_A_B

[flyingaround]

Awesome.  What's great is i got 2 to 1 that it went over SLO's head.

And SLO, please keep it up.  All message boards need a resident idiot, and even though you are a tad overqualified, I'm sure MetaVoss can give ya' some tips.





here's my idea of foreplay.
http://www.junglewalk.com/video/Sheep-movie.asp

'allo AW legend types.  I need to cruise by BW soon and see how everyone is doing.

Curious if any remembers Yuri, Sin, or +Died, (former squadies o' mine) and if they still about.