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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: July 16, 2004, 09:27:05 AM »
I hear all this barking and a lady screaming...I jump up from the chair and look outside, two Russian wolf hounds attacking her golden lab, tag team style, she's trying to yell at the dogs to separate them but of no use.  I grabbed a broom (nearest thing to the door) and ran out there whapping at these dogs with the broom handle but these dogs keep coming back...one is eyeing me in my robe! (Hey, I'm not your type, big boy...)

Finally the owner comes out (the dogs escaped through the fence) and gets the dogs.  Dumbchit.  I should have told him next time those thugs get out and attack another dog walking with its owner down the street I'm gonna spend .45 cents on each of them.

Freaking adrenline rush and I ain't even had my tea yet.
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2004, 09:29:39 AM »
Baseball bats work better.

Isn't it illegal to discharge a firearm within city limits in your town?
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2004, 09:31:52 AM »
WTG Rip.

Most folks would have stood by and watched it happen.

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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2004, 09:32:14 AM »
shooting an attacking person or animal is an exception in most towns.
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2004, 09:35:14 AM »
You had the robe.......


you forgot your wizards hat..:)



I had a dog come at me and my Choc Lab years ago.  I grabed that dog by the neck and pined it down.
When the owner came running she was duly warned of the pennding death of her dog if it happend a gain.. Never saw her out without a leash agin.
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2004, 09:35:30 AM »
Good ! But more importantly..... how's the lab?
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2004, 09:35:32 AM »
Unincorporated Pierce county. We can fire guns.  However, that's impossible with the proximity of persons involved, and houses nearby.  I'd never do it.

Baseball bat would have been nice!  Broom was the closest thing though at the heat of the moment (nice steel handle)

You ever see a bald 44 year old guy in a robe carrying a broom, screaming and hollaring at the top of his lungs at 7am before?  :p Didn't phase those phucking dogs..
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2004, 09:37:22 AM »
WTFG Rip!! I love Goldens. Such great dogs, and not a mean bone in their bodies, unless ya seriously mess with them or their owners. The best breed in th world for a pet, imho.
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2004, 09:37:22 AM »
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Good ! But more importantly..... how's the lab?


She finally cowered and stood her ground, even though one would try to scream in from the rear and get a nip.  The owner walked her home, but I'm afraid Mariha(The gold lab) is shell shocked from this experience.  She appeared okay.  The owner just jawed the owner of the wolf hounds for a couple minutes.
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2004, 09:38:32 AM »
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WTFG Rip!! I love Goldens. Such grest dogs, and not a mean bone in their bodies, unless ya seriously mess with them or their owners. The best breed in th world for a pet, imho.


hey, I ain't no hero, just doing whats instinctive for most of us.  Owners like this guy just piss me off to no end. he'd better fix that hole in his fence before a kid gets attacked.  This is the 2nd time they've gotten out.

When I first saw "Black on Gold" I thought my black lab had gotten out!  Then I realized that he would have licked the other dogs butt instead of fight...
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2004, 09:40:40 AM »
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You had the robe.......


you forgot your wizards hat..:)



DOH...beat me to it.:mad:

WTG Rip...hopefully you weren't "commando" under that robe otherwise your neighbor probably saw more of you than you wanted her to.
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2004, 09:41:27 AM »
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hey, I ain't no hero, just doing whats instinctive for most of us.  Owners like this guy just piss me off to no end. he'd better fix that hole in his fence before a kid gets attacked.  This is the 2nd time they've gotten out.

When I first saw "Black on Gold" I thought my black lab had gotten out!  Then I realized that he would have licked the other dogs butt instead of fight...

Such modesty (Awww shucks ma'am, twern't nuthin, hyuck hyuck):p
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2004, 09:42:21 AM »
They'll be back Rip. keep that bat near by.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2004, 09:44:46 AM by JBA »
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2004, 09:43:02 AM »
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DOH...beat me to it.:mad:

WTG Rip...hopefully you weren't "commando" under that robe otherwise your neighbor probably saw more of you than you wanted her to.


LMFAO!
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2004, 09:51:59 AM »
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DOH...beat me to it.:mad:

WTG Rip...hopefully you weren't "commando" under that robe otherwise your neighbor probably saw more of you than you wanted her to.


More.... or less?
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