Author Topic: Scams & Scorpions – Be Paul Hinds (Read 818 times)

eskimo2 · « **on:** July 16, 2004, 12:00:09 PM »

I know that most folks haven’t bothered to read the entire 1,000 + post: “The VOSS CONSPIRACY... fascinating new book” thread. If you haven’t, I don’t want you to lose out on a free download of a new board game based on the dramatic life of Paul Hinds.

Play with a single die. You can't lose!

Enjoy

P.S.
This is not an attempt to start another Voss thread, if you have comments on the Voss thing, please post them in the above mentioned thread.

eskimo

Creamo · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2004, 12:15:23 PM »

Your SIG is huge Eskimo. Now I have to select them off again.

Nothing against you, but the Il-2 BBS is unreadable because of this, but not selectable like here, which sucks.

I don't care what someone said months ago on a BBS, or what wacky grafix a squad made.

Just saying.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2004, 12:18:46 PM »

Eskimo, you only have 1 PHD square, I thought the sweetheart bag had two?

Karaya

eskimo2 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2004, 12:43:43 PM »

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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Eskimo, you only have 1 PHD square, I thought the sweetheart bag had two?

Karaya

Keep doing laps, the game never ends and you can "earn" as many as you want!

eskimo

boxboy28 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2004, 12:45:58 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
Keep doing laps, the game never ends and you can "earn" as many as you want!

eskimo

LOL funny chit! i was wondering where the end was!

eskimo2 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2004, 12:47:10 PM »

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Originally posted by Creamo
Your SIG is huge Eskimo. Now I have to select them off again.

Nothing against you, but the Il-2 BBS is unreadable because of this, but not selectable like here, which sucks.

I don't care what someone said months ago on a BBS, or what wacky grafix a squad made.

Just saying.

Sorry for the Burdon Creamo; you do know that you don't have to read the entire thing each time, or ever, for that matter. It does have a lot of words but its height in inches is no greater than those who list their PC specs.

eskimo

Creamo · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2004, 01:04:38 PM »

It does have a lot of words but its height in inches is no greater than those who list their PC specs.

No, it's actually a blank nice void all a sudden.

Steve · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2004, 01:23:36 PM »

How many people actually think scorpions bite? Geez, I see it all over these Voss threads. I'd like your home addresses please, I'll go into my yard and fetch a few scorpions and send them to you so you can get acquainted with their STING .

Jackal1 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2004, 01:35:18 PM »

STING is a pansy ***.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2004, 11:32:15 PM »

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Originally posted by Steve
How many people actually think scorpions bite? Geez, I see it all over these Voss threads. I'd like your home addresses please, I'll go into my yard and fetch a few scorpions and send them to you so you can get acquainted with their STING .

The legend is that Voss was bitten by a scorpion. The fact that they really sting instead of bite makes that part of the story so fitting. If Voss said that he was bitten by a scorpion, then he was bitten by a scorpion. You can take his word on it!

eskimo

Pooh21 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2004, 02:46:25 AM »

Now if course, if you figure he stuck something in where a scorpion could bite it, yet not reach anything with his stinger, then you get the real idea of what really happened.

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2004, 03:17:50 AM »

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Originally posted by Pooh21
Now if course, if you figure he stuck something in where a scorpion could bite it, yet not reach anything with his stinger, then you get the real idea of what really happened.

Explains why it induced a heart attack. Someone should have told him to start out on gerbils before trying to tackle a scorpion.

ack-ack

Orig · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2004, 12:38:43 PM »

Actually, voss WAS stung, and the stinger was underneath a fingernail or toenail which is why it went undiagnosed for so long, resulting in such a lengthy period of illness during which he was unable to communicate.

Really. That's what really happened. Honest. No kidding. No shxt. The truth.

edit - Remember, voss is just an online persona so anything that happens to voss is a virtual event. That means it's not really a lie, just not something that happened in the real world.

Lizking · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2004, 12:45:39 PM »

My 7 year old got stung a few days ago by a big nasty one. She cried for 5 minutes and then carried on. I don't think we have any death dealing Scorpions in the US.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2004, 12:47:28 PM »

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Originally posted by Orig
Actually, voss WAS stung, and the stinger was underneath a fingernail or toenail which is why it went undiagnosed for so long, resulting in such a lengthy period of illness during which he was unable to communicate.

Really. That's what really happened. Honest. No kidding. No shxt. The truth.

Was anyone WITNESS, when the "Bite or "Sting" took place? Seems to me, I wouldn't buy a used pencil from this guy. I was taught to shy away from leaches and liars, Voss seems to be both.

Karaya