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Offline Gunthr

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« on: November 28, 2000, 04:15:00 PM »
Citabria's post got me thinking about all the unsung, lame and crappy pilots in AH. You know them, the ones that strike contempt in your hearts, the fodder of the air, the easy kills who always seem to be flying H.U.A. or AFK, the ones who always seem to be bringing a knife to a gun fight, the ones that just sorta make you laugh when you see them taking off from a field you are vultching... yes, all of those who form the basic database of prey for those who are blessed with better motorskills.... but still manage to have fun! I'd like to put my name at the top of this list....

 
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Offline Ozark

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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2000, 04:22:00 PM »
Move over Gunthr, your taking my spot.

Offline bowser

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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2000, 04:30:00 PM »
WTG Gunthr!  Your attitude is probably a lot healthier then the typical.  

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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2000, 04:44:00 PM »
I guess I would be on this list just because i fly a bomber..  BAH!

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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2000, 04:45:00 PM »
wait  i thought i was top of that list  

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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2000, 04:49:00 PM »
Now this is my kind of post.

My motto:

Always fly the oldest plane available.
Always attack from lower altitude than your opponent.
And Always turn your 109 with anything and everything!!

 

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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2000, 05:19:00 PM »
Everyone has fallen into this category at some point.  Even those that made the other list still make this one on occasion.

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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2000, 06:43:00 PM »
DejaVu? Have you been there before?  

All in fun...
 
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2000, 07:32:00 PM »
Hell; I'm always happier on this list.   Less to worry about... dyin lookin fer the churchkey is the highlight of my day.  

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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2000, 09:21:00 PM »
I are the crappiest.

I are dweeb.

I are Jig

Offline Maverick

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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2000, 09:41:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by Hangtime:
Hell; I'm always happier on this list.   Less to worry about... dyin lookin fer the churchkey is the highlight of my day.  

Hang (a dirty plane flys a happy pilot)


Hangtime,

Careful, you are dating yourself with the churchkey item!  

Remember most of these kids don't know what a churchkey, phonograph, 8 track or Desoto is!

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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2000, 09:46:00 PM »
Ahem,

Unlike Al Bore, I DID invent this list! I am always on the bottom of it and proud to have gone to sleep as a baby listening to it sung as a lulaby!


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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2000, 09:52:00 PM »
 I am the 1998 UberDweeb Contest runner up.

 Which was rightfully earned by me for failing to show any ACM abilities along with a profound lack of comprehesnion for SA.

 The year is 2000 and I still hold that honour. You're all wannabees standing in my shadow.

     -Westy

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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2000, 10:57:00 PM »
(throws down gauntlet)

That does.

Auger duel at A1.


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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2000, 08:21:00 AM »
You're on.

-Westy

(the caveate being that he who can even navigate to A1 is less of a dweeb than he who cannot there by forfeiting the right to the Uber Dweebtitle! )