Author Topic: political (Read 277 times)

X2Lee · « **on:** July 19, 2004, 08:40:02 PM »

I am a senior citizen.

During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying
job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for
the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.
I lost my homes. I lost my health insurance. As matter of fact I lost
virtually everything and became homeless.

Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an
animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is
back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.

I just thought you and your listeners would like to know how one senior
citizen views the Bush Administration. Thank you for taking time to read my
letter.

Sincerely, Saddam Hussein

ravells · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:42:55 PM »

patched up version of an old joke...can you say anything original?

Ravs

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:44:25 PM »

Kinda old.

A good opportunity, however, to show off a smiley:

Nash · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:47:00 PM »

Sadly, you have been oldened.

X2Lee · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:47:35 PM »

it was new to me, bite me if ya dont like the joke
are all londerners as rude and obtuse or is it just you?

ravells · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:48:41 PM »

Yes.

Don't come here.

Ravs

ravells · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:50:47 PM »

Capt Pork!

That's a distant vision of the Crazy Climber building!!!!

Where did you get it from???

Ravs

X2Lee · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:51:33 PM »

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Originally posted by ravells
Yes.

Don't come here.

Ravs

Dont worry the weathers crabby too, I have no desire whatsoever. Id rather visit Africa. Or iraq for that matter.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:52:22 PM »

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Originally posted by ravells
Capt Pork!

That's a distant vision of the Crazy Climber building!!!!

Where did you get it from???

Ravs

here

It's in the violent smilies category.

ravells · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:57:28 PM »

Does everyone from Georgia have such an appalling lack of sense of humour?

Or is it just you?

Ravs

ravells · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2004, 08:58:10 PM »

lol...excellent site...thanks Porkus!

Ravs

X2Lee · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2004, 09:02:09 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by ravells
Does everyone from Georgia have such an appalling lack of sense of humour?

Or is just you?

Ravs

errr, could just be me

ravells · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2004, 09:04:53 PM »

Well then...

Feast your eyes on my latest smiley, X2lee!

Ravs

[edit...well that's two smilies, but who's counting?]

X2Lee · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2004, 09:06:58 PM »

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Originally posted by ravells
Well then...

Feast your eyes on my latest smiley, X2lee!

Ravs

[edit...well that's two smilies, but who's counting?]

haha:D