Author Topic: dont sprinkle when you tinkle (Read 654 times)

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2004, 11:20:51 PM »

I wouldnt pee on a fly - what if it flew over and landed on my weewee?

vorticon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2004, 11:25:38 PM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
I wouldnt pee on a fly - what if it flew over and landed on my weewee?

why are you scared? it oversensitive from underuse or something...

arg, i could have been much more subtler with that...someone else give it a go, i give up...

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2004, 12:26:50 AM »

Vort
You seem way to interested in other guys gear.

Then again you are a canuck so maybe it is normal.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2004, 12:35:33 AM »

Flies carry disease - think man!

Besides, I masturbate so much Ive got callouses on John Kerry (thats what I call it) as well as fading eye sight - so thats not it.

lazs2 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2004, 08:12:17 AM »

my girlfriend calls mine "bad santa". The fly is a good idea.. real men love to shoot at things.

lazs

midnight Target · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2004, 09:02:44 AM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Flies carry disease - think man!

Besides, I masturbate so much Ive got callouses on John Kerry (thats what I call it) as well as fading eye sight - so thats not it.

Your johnson looks like John Kerry?

slimm50 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2004, 09:16:03 AM »

Pongo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2004, 10:15:28 AM »

They should do a little spitfire etching in there..

SirLoin · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2004, 10:17:25 AM »

"There's a misquiter on my peter..whack it off!"

wombatt · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2004, 11:26:58 AM »

I like playing sink the terd better.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2004, 12:20:00 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Your johnson looks like John Kerry?

No, no, no. I call it John Kerry. Seems more fitting that any other name it's been given.

JBA · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2004, 01:42:32 PM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
No, no, no. I call it John Kerry. Seems more fitting that any other name it's been given.

Is that because it will stand up and say anything infront of whichever group it's in front of.

midnight Target · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2004, 04:03:35 PM »

Maybe cause it will stand up for its Country instead of burying its head in some black hole in Tennessee?

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2004, 04:48:27 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Maybe cause it will stand up for its Country instead of burying its head in some black hole in Tennessee?

OK, now we know you believe in the tooth fairy, but the question is: Do you still wear Superman PJs to bed?