Author Topic: Sept.29th your b/d, better hope not. (Read 539 times)

Hawklore · « **on:** July 23, 2004, 10:53:26 PM »

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LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Mark September 29 on your calendar because it will mark the beginning of the end of the world.

That's the chilling news from E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims various conglomerations of alien races are conspiring to destroy planet Earth on that day -- with the help of a few volcanoes and earthquakes.

Johnson says an earthquake is scheduled to take place in Guadalajara, Mexico, and when the "crest" of the quake happens, a giant spacecraft will slam into the fault line like a "kamikaze" fighter and start a global chain reaction that will result in the ultimate destruction of the planet.

He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, "They're afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving."

Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html

hawker238 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 23, 2004, 10:55:31 PM »

Why did you bother posting that....

JB73 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 23, 2004, 10:58:20 PM »

yeah Hawk, that BS drivel from a pentecostal???

Dude, go to church with your brother

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Hawklore · « **Reply #3 on:** July 23, 2004, 11:00:09 PM »

Pongo · « **Reply #4 on:** July 23, 2004, 11:04:38 PM »

Dont get your hopes up. The UFOs dont handle like nikis. Its taking me a while to get the hang of it and Sept 29th is looming.

Hawklore · « **Reply #5 on:** July 23, 2004, 11:13:58 PM »

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Originally posted by Pongo
Dont get your hopes up. The UFOs dont handle like nikis. Its taking me a while to get the hang of it and Sept 29th is looming.

WE ARE ALL DOOOooOOOoOOOoooomd!

Dago · « **Reply #6 on:** July 23, 2004, 11:40:30 PM »

What a surprise that came out of California. No kooks out there!

dago

AKIron · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2004, 12:06:59 AM »

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Originally posted by GScholz
This may come as a shock, but Hitech really is an alien ... ad here's the PROOF!

LOL

AKIron · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2004, 12:09:26 AM »

This Dr. Terry Johnson needs to learn not to be so specific when making near term end of the earth predictions. The time comes and goes and he's um, discredited.

Tell the truth now Hawklore, you made all this up right?

Hawklore · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2004, 12:15:41 AM »

No, but I expected the link to take me to the onion...

LWACE · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2004, 12:34:20 AM »

lmao, thats good stuff. What would yall do if it did happen?

Hawklore · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2004, 12:41:51 AM »

Go out buy an automatic weapon, make love to my female friends, (cause they are all hot) etc...

LWACE · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2004, 12:49:38 AM »

id laugh. then hope i was one of the "saved" human super computers, then find some hot alien chicks and hit it.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2004, 01:42:26 AM »

"It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs"

Umm not for nothing but last I heard "UFO's" Were
"UNIDENTIFIED Flying objects"
Now if something is "unidentified" then you dont know what it is as it has no identification.
How can you learn to fly somthing without having first either identified it or naming it and thus giving it an identification

"Hey Bill, I'm gonna fly this thing"
"what thing Bob?"
"This..thing Bill"
"Well what is it Bob?"
"Its unidentified we dont know what it is so damned if I know
but Im gonna fly it anyway"

MrBill · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2004, 03:09:53 AM »

Well it is pretty obvious to me that these aliens have totally overlooked the fact that there are still plenty of nerds with powerbooks out there.