Author Topic: Rules to Fly and Live by.... :)  (Read 216 times)

Offline Westy

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Rules to Fly and Live by.... :)
« on: October 13, 2000, 11:06:00 AM »
              "Dicta GonZo"
                                 Revised: 13 May, 1995 by DoKtor GonZo

 1. Thinking: Don't Leave Home Without It

 2. (Graphics) Speed Is Life

 3. Greed Kills

 4. Warps: The Great Equalizer

 5. A Three-On-One Is Twice Too Many

 6. "A Pilot Has To Know His Limitations."

 7. Altitude = Options

 8. "Fear Works"

 9. Decisions Make An Ace

10. Instincts Save Lives


 Does this list bring back memories (or nightmares) to any?  

 .. Filling in time and marking the ryhme....   This board is getting a weeee bit slow  

   -Westy

Offline Animal

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2000, 11:37:00 AM »
I have to work on the 3 and 6, and have to get rid of some of 10
 

good post man. very good rules

Offline Dinger

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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2000, 12:16:00 PM »
11. Fuel, Ammo and Beer: always takeoff with enough.

Offline Westy

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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2000, 02:36:00 PM »
Thanks Animal. I need to work on all 10   And lol, that's a great 11th rule Dinger   !!!

 Just trying to make the boards a little more tolerable. Like popping an Alka Selzter to ease the upsets.
 Stupid this, ube-that... Cripes. No one's really talking about the News Pyro put out yesterday which I think is a fantastic plan and more than just a little tease.

 Arh. Never mind. I'm whining about whining. I wish we had nntp. So it would be easier to mark threads read.

 The 12th rule: "Westy shut up!"

 

Offline Snoopi

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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2000, 04:11:00 PM »
Rule #12
Always remember it's a game and smile/laugh when you get shot down.

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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2000, 04:40:00 PM »
Oh, thats why im laughin all the weeks now...
My wife thought im crazy (and my mother-in-law didn't even give a phone call)  
Have to make some explanations to my wife  

Metro - Sailor

Offline Snoopi

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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2000, 04:32:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by metronom:
Oh, thats why im laughin all the weeks now...
My wife thought im crazy (and my mother-in-law didn't even give a phone call)  
Have to make some explanations to my wife  


Metro - Sailor

No Phone calls from your Mother-in-law ???
Hmm... a new idea I should try  


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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2000, 04:34:00 PM »
#13 - Famous last words:  "What bandit?"