Hey guys, long time no post. I have a horrific story of sabotage vs. the U.S. Military to relate to you. It isn't pretty, but I think you should know the truth about FunkedUp and the FDBs.
It all started harmlessly enough - I gave FunkedUp a call last night and the AH BBS came up as a topic during our conversation - something about Hortlund going to Gaza to protest Israeli Aggression and Mr. Black being appointed the DDO at the CIA - what other explanation could there be for a life-sized Stevie Ray Vaughn (sp?) poster on the door of the DDO?
So I'm looking through the AH BBS 'off topic' section and I see FunkedUp's thread titled 'T-Shirt of the Day'. I love the shirt. So I look at the properties for the picture hoping that I can find out where to buy one.
It's at this point that the bait for FunkedUp's cleverly laid trap was taken. If I had only known then what I know now.
You see, I start looking through the images and other files on FunkedUp's website. There's a few other guys in the room with me - all posessing brains worth at least $500,000 of U.S. Government money in terms of training and time invested. And they really aren't paying that much attention to my laptop but there wasn't any porn on the TV (yet) so when I opened *this* image...
http://home.earthlink.net/~mikeywaltz/kay04.jpg...well it was at this point that FunkedUp's bait lured the entire room into the kill zone in ~.032 seconds.
So you can guess the progression...
kay05.jpg
kay06.jpg
kay07.jpg
kay08.jpg
kay09.jpg
kay10.jpg
...and then I go back to the file listing for his webpage and the 4 sets of eyes peering over my shoulders see *this* filename:
kay11hugenakedboobies.jpg
"Oh dude open that one!"
"RIGHT ON LEMME SEE IT BABY!"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Did I mention it had been a few weeks since any of us had been in a position to 'entertain some ladies with stimulating conversation'?
Now, being a compassionate human being there is no way in Hades I am going to post that picture on the AH BBS.
But the link to it is:
http://home.earthlink.net/~mikeywaltz/(then click on the file mentioned above)
BE WARNED - the picture is almost as painful as listening to the democratic party explain (lie) about how they will 'help' the U.S. Military and the U.S. intelligence community.
If I had a tape recorder running I think the responses upon seeing that picture would have been worth a free beer and sushi courtesy of FunkedUp for 2-3 years. It wasn't pretty - we're talking permanent mental damage inflicted on guys who are no strangers to the horrors of war. Such damage can only be seen as a blatant act of aggression against the Armed Forces of the United States of America. I hereby denounce FunkedUp and the FDBs and this terrorist act they have commited. They will be hunted down and brought to justice. As for the rest of the AH BBS - "You are either with us or against us."
Take care guys.
Mike/wulfie
(edit: Skuzzy sorry I forgot that posting a direct link might not be acceptable - so I posted a link to '~mikeywaltz/' only and listed the file by name - honest mistake on my part)
