Author Topic: New Project at FDB Skunkworks! (Read 672 times)

Thunder · « **on:** June 30, 2001, 02:58:00 AM »

Underground opperatives broke into the "secret" projects department of the FAT DRUNK BASTARDS R&D Center last night and took this picture. The door leading to this room was marked "HANGTIME'S HIDEAWAY". With covert operations uncovering more and more information about the enemy, we are starting to better understand him. Hangtime has been know to fly online for days at a time without a break. This device may have to be PERKED!

skernsk · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2001, 09:38:00 AM »

Yup that is hamgtimes little home away from home. Every time he shoots down a lufwhiner he grunts one out!

On the other hand....you should see SOB's "CHAIR".

Fatty · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2001, 01:07:00 PM »

They forgot the cooler.

Animal · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2001, 02:45:00 PM »

You clearly forgot the porn on the walls

wolf37 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2001, 02:45:00 PM »

I dont want to know where the joy stick is

wolf37

Hangtime · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2001, 07:22:00 PM »

Coin slot on the right... massage switch on the left. Dual bidet. Fold-away joystick. Norden turd-sight standard. Equipped with cable/dsl/ISDN depending on area. Uses 36 gallons each flush cycle. Negative 'o' pressure relief switch required... or you'll get sucked out with the logs.

Pre-production prototype shown... production unit scheduled to debut equipped with wide-screen porn channel wall mount cinema as well as eject overide and/or auto tampon removal/replacement. That 'lil feature wuz a real surprise; lemme tell yah.. the test pilot suffered an involantary sex change on the trials... "wtf is THIS button for... ARRRRRAGHHHIAIEEIEEEEEEEEEE.. ..." Sorry about that; SOB...

I think I'm gonna reccomend they pull that option.

funkedup · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2001, 01:29:00 PM »

How is the ICPB development going?
(In-Cockpit Porn-Browser)

Hangtime · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2001, 05:20:00 PM »

I have some of the more choice and tasty shots loaded on my FE as map files.

Still workin on radar overlay.

hazed- · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2001, 01:43:00 PM »

wolf ROFL

how do they make 'that' joystick affect the game? some of those wires must be implants?