Things you should know about this forum...

[KurtVW]

*This post is satire based on the posts here... it is not my real opinion of the game-just my opinion of the board.*

First and foremost, bish, rooks and knits are always beating us with their hoarde style or cheapo sneak attacks.. Bish, rooks and knits are all half-wit no talent alt-monkey, spit-jockey, P-fiftyrun, ho'ers.

If you don't fly according to my playstyle, you are a dweeb, Alt-monkey, HO'er, no skill, B&Z weinie, T&B loser.

I only like map X.  Big maps/Small Maps/Medium maps are lame.  I love/hate them.  

All people who shoot me down are cheating losers because I have been proven to be the divine second coming of Pappy Boyington and I am actually the greatest fighter pilot ever.

While I am actually only 9 years old, I once read a coffee table picture book about WWII fighter aircraft and am a self proclaimed expert on fighter performance and flight characteristics... Anything in this game that does not agree with my 5 line datasheet on a specific plane must be incorrect and designed to artificially hold my score back.

The plane I fly is the only plane worth flying.  All other planes are over-powered dweeb wagons that any monkey can operate.  If you don't fly my plane, you're a dweeb.

If you are capturing and I am vulching, you are lame... However, if I am capturing and you are vulching, you are lame.  If I am capturing and you are not doing it my way, you are lame.  If you are capturing and I am not doing it your way, you are lame.

Anyone who flys above or below 10k feet is a loser.

I hope this helps you understand how to make everyone happy in AH2.

Good Luck

[DREDIOCK]

So much for claims of
"Diversity is our strength"

LMAO

[RTSigma]

Oh god my sides hurt! So true!

Heres some more:

+If you use ACM against me, you are a dweeb. If I use ACM on you and I win, you are a noob dweeb.

+If you shot me up while I was vulching you head on while you were taking off, you are a cheater.

+If you operate a flak, go to WW2OL you dweeb. If I can't hit your bomber with my flak, you are a definitely a cheater

+If I fly into a formation of 10 enemy planes and get shot down, I yell out there is no honor because no one went 1 on 1 with me.

+If you ask me a question, you are a dweeb.

[KurtVW]

Originally posted by RTSigma

+If you ask me a question, you are a dweeb.

That one was especially important... I'm glad you thought of it... Of course, it makes you a dweeb, but you probably already knew that