Author Topic: S! Assassins (Read 715 times)

NHFoxtro · « **Reply #30 on:** June 20, 2001, 02:56:00 PM »

Accually,Milnko just checked the records back to tour 7 and we never killed one another yet, hehehe, I'm thinking of someone else. Maybe if stop letting hblair and regurge do all the work and you got in your plane instead of hanging out drinking the FDB's beer and stop playing with Vulcans sheep,then I can get you in my sights.hehehehe

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #31 on:** June 20, 2001, 02:58:00 PM »

Hmmm... a battle between the Night Hawks and the Assassins to see who's the queerest..

So far the Night Hawks are ahead by some crotchless panties and Milenko taking it up the poo chute from one of the Night Hawks.

Going Knight must of had a huge impact on your lifestyle Assassins, you guys USED to be straight.....

-SW

NHFoxtro · « **Reply #32 on:** June 20, 2001, 03:04:00 PM »

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Originally posted by SWulfe:
Hmmm... a battle between the Night Hawks and the Assassins to see who's the queerest..

So far the Night Hawks are ahead by some crotchless panties and Milenko taking it up the poo chute from one of the Night Hawks.

Going Knight must of had a huge impact on your lifestyle Assassins, you guys USED to be straight.....
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-SW

lol, I think the baton has been passed to SW hehehe

Lizard3 · « **Reply #33 on:** June 20, 2001, 03:13:00 PM »

Ewww Lordy Mercy, I thought I smelt somethin. Who let the wet mutt in the house?

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #34 on:** June 20, 2001, 03:17:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Lizard3:
Ewww Lordy Mercy, I thought I smelt somethin. Who let the wet mutt in the house?

Well okay.. MOST of the Assassins used to be straight...

You OTOH, well, you were shifty from the get go.
-SW

SOB · « **Reply #35 on:** June 20, 2001, 06:29:00 PM »

Man, after reading all these lovey lovey sweet nothings between the ASSassins, KnitHawks & SeaDoo(doo) I'm starting to loose the grip on my masculinity. I think I'm gonna go out and shoot me a small defenseless animal, get some good belching and farting time in, go to a bar and pick a fight, and maybe watch a good porno!

Aw screw it, that sounds like an aweful lot of effort...I think I'll just mix myself a cosmopolitan and go watch some lifetime. I hear they're airing re-runs of the Golden Girls twice a day now! Oooh!

SOB

Hobodog · « **Reply #36 on:** June 20, 2001, 06:34:00 PM »

GET IT ON

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #37 on:** June 20, 2001, 08:04:00 PM »

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Originally posted by SOB:
I think I'm gonna go out and screw me a small defenseless sheep, get some good pillow talk time in, go to a bar and pick up a big butch man, and maybe watch Creamo pork Animal in the rear!

Dude you are one sick BASTARD!
-SW

SOB · « **Reply #38 on:** June 20, 2001, 08:26:00 PM »

Shit, who gave you the secret FDB decoder ring?!?

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #39 on:** June 20, 2001, 08:36:00 PM »

Gordo.. and it only took one f'in wine cooler.

Sweet jebus, he couldn't even walk after ONE F'IN WINE COOLER!

-SW

StSanta · « **Reply #40 on:** June 21, 2001, 03:01:00 AM »

I must admit that I sort of am missing porking ASSassins. Sheep are good, but there's nothing like like shooting down Milenko's N1K, putting a few 13mm's into him, landing next to his dead body and then do a good humpin' with it and a few sheep.

I've missed not having the opportunity to test out my new S&M sex toys; except for the FDB's, no one squels quite like the ASSassins.

Too bad I cannot ask a dead corpse to bend over. Then again, I don't have to say "it only hurts the first few times".