Author Topic: Most Provocative Thread Title Contest (Read 650 times)

Nash · « **on:** August 13, 2004, 07:18:01 PM »

Okay, so the most you can win is the love and respect of all your peers...

But in one bite-sized chunk, give us a thread title that has the potential effect of getting people red-faced and seething, or curious, or both or other, resulting in people's inability to hit the view button fast enough.

We're going with the ten point must system, and you cannot be saved by the bell.

Arlo · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2004, 07:44:30 PM »

The VOSS CONSPIRACY... now on DVD

NUTTZ · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2004, 07:52:37 PM »

Ripsnort gets hairplugs!!!
Then shaves his head, joined the democratic party, and buys a Ford on a lost bet to VOSS.

Unless you want smaller thread titles...
How about...

A:NASH comes outta the closet!
B:LAZ HATES furballing.
C: HiTech learns to spell!
D: Al Sharpton wins Democratic Nomination!!
E: Pope, claims he was possessed, catholic religion is a hoax!
F: HTC, Sells Political Advertizing banners on BBS.
G:O' CLub is Full of L33t Luzors!!!!!!!
H: Hurricane Charley washes 10,000 discarded, 2000 democratic election "chads" ashore!!!!!

Close yet?

NUTTZ

VOR · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:10:34 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by NUTTZ
D: Al Sharpton wins Democratic Nomination!!NUTTZ

I think "D" would be a sure-fire winner.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:50:03 PM »

DRUDGE: KERRY = VOSS?
Then post this article: http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/08/13/wus13.xml

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:54:54 PM »

Thread title: "Boobies!"

One word, guaranteed view button hitage.

Toad · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2004, 08:55:19 PM »

"Kerry Withdraws! His Staff found in improper places; admits gay affair!"

That oughta do it.

Or maybe this one.

"Bush Withdraws! Fourth mountain bike crash leaves Prez unable to speak in complete sentences."

Oh..... wait...........

culero · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2004, 09:22:29 PM »

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

culero

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2004, 10:12:50 PM »

Poll: Have you ever called a black person a moon cricket?

Gunslinger · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2004, 10:33:09 PM »

I put on my robe and wizard hat!

-dead- · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2004, 01:03:29 AM »

"I've changed my mind - Kerry is better than Bush" posted by either Hortlund, Eagler or Grunhertz.

_Schadenfreude_ · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2004, 02:10:58 AM »

So....The tooth Fairy or God, which is the more realistic fantasy.

_Schadenfreude_ · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2004, 02:12:06 AM »

America's Carrier fleet - The Maginot Line of 2004?

_Schadenfreude_ · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2004, 02:14:44 AM »

So why is it that very few financially successful people don't feel a need to own guns to make themselves feel "safe"?

Octavius · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2004, 02:51:28 AM »

"SOB actually straight!"

This would cause mass hysteria. Women run for their lives while men weep... unable to quench an insatiable appetite for SOB.