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Offline AWMac

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That is it!!! This is Totally UNBEARABLE!!!!!
« on: August 15, 2004, 06:17:34 PM »
Just Call This Discerning Beast a 'Rainier Bear'

On the last weekend of July, a black bear was discovered
passed out on the lawn at Baker Lake Resort, a campground
-and-cabins getaway on the shore of Baker Lake, east of
Mount Baker and about 20 miles north of Highway 20.

Not asleep!! Passed out!!

Turns out the bear had gotten into campers' coolers the
night before and, upon discovering the cans of beer inside,
went about using claws and teeth to puncture the cans and
sample the suds.

Some much more than others.

"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer,"
resort bookkeeper Lisa Broxson said. "This was a bear with
a beer preference."

The bear did try one can of Busch, but then ignored the
rest of those cans, says Sgt. Bill Heinck, an enforcement
officer with the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.
"He didn't like that (Busch), and consumed, as near as we
can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."

When one of Heinck's officers tried to chase it from the
campground, the inebriated beast climbed into a tree and
slept it off for another four hours. They were finally able to
herd it away, but the next morning the bear was back.

Heinck returned to set up a large, pipe-like trap, baiting
it with the usual — "donuts and honey, that type of thing."
And a sudsy stroke of genius: two cans of Rainier in the
trap, both open, and a beer trail leading up the trap door.

They had the bear trapped by morning.
"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to
get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a
preference."
It was very clearly a Rainier bear.

Story for the Yakima Herald-Republic


:rofl :rofl :rofl

:aok

Offline XtrmeJ

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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2004, 06:20:18 PM »
Awesome bear. :aok

Offline rpm

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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2004, 06:38:55 PM »
We consumed mass quanities of Rainier when I was in the service. I believe price was the major factor.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.