I rite the coads - hitech (eskimo) “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech; 
With all of the AH related songs that have been written lately, HiTech himself became inspired and decided to take a shot at it. I can’t tell you how I came across this, but clearly it’s HiTech’s work. 
“I RITE THE COADS” 
by HiTech (Sung to Berry Manelo’s “I RITE THE SONGS”) 
I've ben a-live for-ev-er, 
and I rote the var-y furst coad. 
I put the wuns and the zeros to-geth-er, 
I’m coad-munkey, and I rite the coads. 
I rite the coads__that make the HO dweebs sting. 
I rite the coads__of buffs and Kurt Tank’s wings. 
I rite the coads_ that mayk the spit gurls fly. 
I rite the coads,__I rite the coads. 
“Mye 190’s got a porked front veiw,” 
“and your 109’s have got no soul.” 
Now, wen I listen two these Luftwhiner cries 
I think these complaynts are gitting vary old. 
I rite the coads__that make the HO dweebs sting. 
I rite the coads__of buffs and Kurt Tank’s wings. 
I rite the coads_ that mayk the spit gurls cry. 
I rite the coads,__I rite the coads. 
Oh, my coads make El-Gays dance__and give slow Stangs no chance, 
And I wrote some Yaw 'n' Roll___so you__ can move. 
Mustangs fil your hart,__ well, I fixed the El-Gays to rip-em-apart. 
Bytes frum me, hits for you, bytes frum you, hits on me, 
it's a wirld of fried Sim-Ponies. 
I rite the coads__that make the HO dweebs sting. 
I rite the coads__of buffs and Kurt Tank’s wings. 
I rite the coads_ that mayk the spit gurls fly. 
I rite the coads,__I rite the coads. 
I’m coad-munkey, and I rite the coads. 
eskimo
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