Now THIS is INCORRECTLY modeled

[Toad]

HT and Pyro:

After exhaustive research into the documentation of ALL the warring countries involved in WW2 I can DEFINITIVELY say that:

"I was NEVER killed in WW2!"

Therefore, please equip my account with the invulnerability shield at the earliest possible date. This shield should protect me and my plane no matter how poor my SA, no matter how stupid my attack and no matter how poorly I fly.

I am totally tired of these historically incorrect incidents where people kill me! This NEVER happened in WW2! NEVER!

<rant, whine, sob, cry, slobber, rant, etc.>

Thank you very much!

 

[NATEDOG]

Toad, I looked thru all of our books and searched the internet, and you're right, you never died in WWII. But just as I was going to Pyro with my findings I thought of something........ I never died either, nor do I know how to fly a plane. So I came up with this equation to explain these historically incorrect incidents:
If you take the fact that you never died, divided by the fact that I never died plus the fact that I can't fly, and multiply that by the square root of fun, it comes out to me on your 6 with 4x20mm.  
I hope this clears up any confusion.  

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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
-=HELLFIRE SQUAD=-

[This message has been edited by NATEDOG (edited 03-17-2000).]

[hblair]

hehehe, good humor nate!  

[Ripsnort]

LOL Nate!  How's our "lil' darlin'" coming along?  

   

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Ripsnort(-rip1-)
++JG2++ ~Richthofen~ XO
Aces High Training Corps
JG2 "Richthofen"
 
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 03-17-2000).]

[NATEDOG]

she's coming along just fine!


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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
-=HELLFIRE SQUAD=-

[Hobo]

I think Nate just fried up some frog legs.      


Hobo

[indian]

I just checked the internet and found that a toad did live in germany when they bombing was going on. Since the bombing and the war has stopped the toad has not been seen or heard form since. So it is historically correct that toad did die in WWII, either form natural causes or from shock or just plane got killed for his legs toad did die in WWII.

Now on the other hand Being I am only 38 years old the war was over 15 years before I was even born yet so I want toads invulnerability sheild. And for that matter If I was old enough to fight in this war I couldny have died becuase I wouldnt be writing this stupid response.


Frog legs cant taste like chicken.

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Tommy (INDIAN) Toon
  1st Aces High Trainer Crew
Home of The Allied Fighter Wing A.F.W.
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[Minotaur]

After checking my own history, I found out that I was killed flying a P-38 somewhere in the South Pacific.   This was after I took out an entire squadron of Japanese bombers single handedly.

For the record, being out of ammo on my last guns pass I accidently rammed an enemy aircraft.  My P-38 exploded into a massive fireball and killed me.

"I have been dead'erin hell ever since!"  

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Mino
The Wrecking Crew