Author Topic: Especially for Toad - may have been on before... (Read 1712 times)

Sparks · « **on:** August 17, 2004, 06:58:29 AM »

I'm usually last to see these so apologies if it's been up before - just mailed to me.

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This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy !!

ra · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2004, 07:13:23 AM »

15,001.

wklink · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2004, 07:51:30 AM »

Yes but not one of them took her home.

See how men can't commit.

beet1e · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2004, 05:12:42 PM »

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Originally posted by wklink
Yes but not one of them took her home.

See how men can't commit.

At least they needn't worry about Daisy taking half of what they own if it didn't work out.

Sparks! Nice to see you and Mrs. Sparks on Friday.

BTW I guzzled a litre of water afterwards, and didn't get a hangover.

Toad · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2004, 05:41:05 PM »

Excellent Sparks!

I hadn't seen it but I love it!

I'm already sending it around to my Lab owning friends!

vorticon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2004, 09:29:18 PM »

been used a number of times up here by the spca