« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Caption this 18 Aug 04  (Read 966 times)

Offline Russian

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2992
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« on: August 18, 2004, 03:44:35 AM »
Logged

Offline rpm

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15661
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2004, 03:48:45 AM »
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon made a surprise visit to Iraq this week.

OR

US officials have decided to turn down any further offers of reconstruction assistance from Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2004, 03:54:10 AM by rpm »
Logged
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

Offline Ack-Ack

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 25260
      • FlameWarriors
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2004, 03:54:18 AM »
I shwear offisher I only had a drink or two


ack-ack
Logged
"If Jesus came back as an airplane, he would be a P-38." - WW2 P-38 pilot
Elite Top Aces +1 Mexican Official Squadron Song

Offline CyranoAH

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2304
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2004, 03:56:31 AM »
You have ditched
Logged

Offline Nilsen

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 18108
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2004, 03:57:33 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by CyranoAH
You have ditched


just what i thought :D
Logged

Offline Fishu

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3789
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2004, 03:58:41 AM »
Start shoveling boys
Logged

Offline thrila

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3190
      • The Few Squadron
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2004, 05:05:13 AM »
Despite intensive training, women have still to master the 3 point turn.
Logged
"Willy's gone and made another,
Something like it's elder brother-
Wing tips rounded, spinner's bigger.
Unbraced tailplane ends it's figure.
One-O-nine F is it's name-
F is for futile, not for fame."

Offline XtrmeJ

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2614
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2004, 05:06:01 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by thrila
Despite intensive training, women have still to master the 3 point turn.


Ouch, :lol.
Logged

Offline Bluedog

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 915
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2004, 05:10:34 AM »
Never underestimate the strengths of simple folk.... an Iraqi with a shovel and bowel troubles can ruin your whole day.
Logged

Offline Staga

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5334
      • http://www.nohomersclub.com/
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2004, 07:18:49 AM »
"So Ahmed; Are you saying this tank just fell from the sky and that you have no idea who stole similar tank last night from our base?
Logged

Offline nsty1

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 180
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2004, 07:31:57 AM »
"Boys,i think we're in deeep poop, yep,i smell it too,poop"
Logged

Offline Stringer

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1610
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2004, 08:10:36 AM »
Look, I'm tellin' you, just put it in forward, reverse, forward, reverse and rock it some, and it'll drive right out.

Or...

My dad's a TV repairman, he's got tools, I can fix this.
Logged

Offline Chairboy

  • Probation
  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8221
      • hallert.net
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2004, 10:07:31 AM »
"Well that's nothing, I once caught one THIS big..."
Logged
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Offline Ohio330

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 200
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2004, 10:18:12 AM »
"Just another example of a roll-over hazard on AH2"
Logged

Offline vorticon

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7935
Caption this 18 Aug 04
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2004, 10:28:33 AM »
Quote
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon made a surprise visit to Iraq this week.


"theres a right turn now?"
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
« previous next »