Man, and here I thought this was gonna be a blow by blow
"Took off with 15 friends to go hit an undefended base. Saw one enemy plane 10k lower than us, 3 of us went after him, but when we found out he wasn't AFK we dove to the deck and ran back home. Landed. One safe landing! Go me!
Next Sortie: Well, I'm feeling pretty brave after that last successful sortie, so I decided to go on another base attack. Just me and 43 of my closest friends. Man, it is so scary flying around at 37k with only 43 other people around you. You just know an asteroid could come out of the sun and hit you at any minute. We didn't see anybody this time, guess whoever planned this attack did a good job!
Next Sortie: Well, my streak continues. To date I am 478 / 0 against fuel tanks. The last one almost got away, but I was in my Typh, so I just held the trigger down as I dove from 15k. It was very scary going to the target that low, but I kept WEP on the whole time so nobody would catch up to me. I did have one Bish that tried to follow me home, but I got on country channel and yelled for help like this "HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT !!!! OH MY GOD NO!!! SOMEONE PLEASE COME QUICKLY!!!" Lucky for me, 18 rooks heard me, and in no time flat there were 10 La7s, 5 P51s, and 3 other Typhs on the poor dweeb. I turned back around once he started fighting the other 18, but he died to fast. So we all talked some **** about how great we are, then we landed. I think I should get an assist for that. Maybe even a full kill. After all, that guy wouldn't have died if he hadn't been chasing me. Maybe I'll make a post on the BBS about it."
I had so much fun in Rookland today. I'll talk to you tommorrow diary, after I play with my girlfriends some more. "
I think that's probably how a typical day in Rookland goes.