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Offline Lazerus

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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2004, 09:05:57 PM »
Hangover cure??

Grab the half beer that you left on the coffee table when you passed out, put it to your lips, look at the ceiling and drink until empty. Spit out cigarette but. Burp long and loud, go to fridge, get cold beer and repeat.


Guaranteed that your hangover will be gone in less than 5 minutes.

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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2004, 09:43:18 PM »
Sheesh, people. KISS.

pour whiskey in a glass

drink from the glass

What more could a man want? :)

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« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2004, 10:43:32 PM »
2oz Cuervo Reserva de La Familia

2oz Grand Marnier 150

2oz Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2004, 11:37:56 PM »
Regardless of ingredients, put the mix in a big ziplock with equal portions of ice.  Wrap in a towel and shake vigourusly for 5-10 minutes.

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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2004, 11:45:41 PM »
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Originally posted by culero
Sheesh, people. KISS.

pour whiskey in a glass

drink from the glass

What more could a man want? :)

culero (adding a little ice is OK if its hot outside)


Pour it in a glass? Drink it from a glass? What are you .... a preppie?

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« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2004, 11:54:50 PM »
a slight mod on the margarita recipe.

keep the tequila in the freezer so it's as cold as possible.  substitute the lime juice for 1/4 of a lime per drink(peel included).
up the tequila to 3 shots
blend the tequila and lime first.
add the Cointreau (or other mix) and blend again
then add the ice.

with the tequila frozen and pre blended with the lime you can add 3 shots instead of 2 and it's twice as smooth

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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2004, 12:52:49 AM »
Bloody Mary.
Cant stand the things myself but this is how my father taught me how to make them for him when I was like 7 years old.
Continued to make them this way for him and a good deal of his friends over the next bunch of years.


Vodka
Clamato or V8 (whichever you prefer or are in the mood for)
Couple splashes of Tobasco
Couple splashes of Worcestershire sauce
Dash of salt
fresh ground pepper
Ice
« Last Edit: August 22, 2004, 12:59:12 AM by DREDIOCK »
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« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2004, 12:58:29 AM »
Sheesh. Just get the  "Big Bucket Margarita"
Mix form your local supermarket ad 1- 750 ml bottle of takillya

Put bucket in freezer wait a couple hours  Dampen the rim of glass and mash in salt
Scoop out the now partially frozen margaritas
Drink drink drink

Get smashed, Pray at the ceramic temple
And do it all again next week
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« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2004, 01:04:43 AM »
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Originally posted by Lazerus
Hangover cure??

Grab the half beer that you left on the coffee table when you passed out, put it to your lips, look at the ceiling and drink until empty. Spit out cigarette but. Burp long and loud, go to fridge, get cold beer and repeat.


Guaranteed that your hangover will be gone in less than 5 minutes.


 That aint a cure.
that just posponing the enevitable

Then again. As the saying goes. "Never do today what you can postpone till tomorrow" LOL
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« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2004, 09:41:09 AM »
So, now that you know how to make margaritas for the girls, what are the guys gonna drink?

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« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2004, 09:56:12 AM »
Pina Coladas.
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« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2004, 10:08:21 AM »
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Originally posted by Sandman
2 oz. Reposado Tequila
2 oz. Cointreau
2 oz. Lime Juice

Go forth... be fruitful... multiply.

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<I like to take that same recipe minus the 2 oz. of lime juice (which is added by muddling) and throw it over some ice in a Mixing glass, squeeze the juice from a sliced lime into the glass, then throw the lime in on top of it after de-juicing, muddle for 45 seconds, pour into a Martini glass thats been sitting in the freezer. MMmmmm. It tends to release just a skosh of lime oil from the skin when you muddle it making it taste very tart, with the Cointreau taking the edge off.

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« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2004, 11:27:20 AM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
<I like to take that same recipe minus the 2 oz. of lime juice (which is added by muddling) and throw it over some ice in a Mixing glass, squeeze the juice from a sliced lime into the glass, then throw the lime in on top of it after de-juicing, muddle for 45 seconds, pour into a Martini glass thats been sitting in the freezer. MMmmmm. It tends to release just a skosh of lime oil from the skin when you muddle it making it taste very tart, with the Cointreau taking the edge off.


Good to know. :)
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« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2004, 09:20:33 PM »
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Originally posted by Horn
Another one:

High Altitude Bloody Mary

16 oz chilled Glass
2 shots Good Vodka
10-12 oz Tomato Juice
Minced horseradish ('bout 1/4--1/2tsp)
2 healthy shakes or so Celery Salt
2 healthy shakes or so Garlic Powder
A-1 Steak Sauce (liberal dash)
Worchestershire (couple of good shakes)
Tobasco (couple of good shakes)
Black fresh ground pepper to taste
Invert into another glass and repour to mix.

Piece of celery for stirring. Will cure what ails ya.

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From this worthy thread:

http://216.91.192.19/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=125209&highlight=bloody+mary



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« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2004, 09:48:23 PM »
Before posting any recipes I got to get the rules straight.
  Are you mostly interested in "high end" recipes as touted in the other thread that will improve your social skills and help you pick up chicks....................... ............ or you more interested in cool ways to mix up some good ole Who Hit John and cop a buzz? (BTW if they can put something in a Martini glass that I will be "glad" to pay ten bucks for, it had better be gold nuggets.)



  I say...Do you have any Grey Poupon?  I need some for this here hotdog. :D
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