"C'mon *******....one more shot......ya gotta hit the target.....can't miss this.....yoohooo....Mr. Sniperrrrr..... over here......crap....thirty rounds and he ain't hit this thing yet.....what a goober.......man, this thing's gettin' heavy......c'mon dorkweed...take a good shot.....c'mon....I got yer jihad right here....c'mon!"