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Offline Snork

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« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2004, 07:41:26 AM »
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I cant imagine why anybody would want that wedding date these years..


Smart move in my opinion. Makes it easy to remember, which will eliminate that big fight down the road.
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« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2004, 08:01:16 AM »
I must have the perfect wife.  She forgot our anniversary.  The best either of us can recall is it was sometime in July in some past year.


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« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2004, 08:06:02 AM »
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I must have the perfect wife.  She forgot our anniversary.  The best either of us can recall is it was sometime in July in some past year.


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That's just impossible!!! :eek:

She must have some Y chromosom hidden somewhere...
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« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2004, 08:06:34 AM »
Not a decision to make here.

The wedding is an important life event.

Scuba diving can be done any weekend.

If you go diving and blow off your friend on one of the most important days of his life, just have a tatoo placed on your forehead that says "jerk", or something more graphic.

That you would even have to think about this means you are a shallow person.


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« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2004, 08:40:19 AM »
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I agree that the lake will always be there, but this is a once a year trip for my club.  
im sorry there is the answer right there.

they go every year?




what exactly are you missing by skipping this year, to be the best man

repeat best man

at someone who obviously considers you their greatest friend in the entire world's wedding?

plus drunken bridesmaids can be pretty hot to trot from what i hear
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« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2004, 08:59:43 AM »
I've bagged out of a few weddings I've been asked to be in, work related travel. Tell him you already planed the trip for that day and you can't change it, besides he was planing for a later date an how. Not your fault he changed the date.
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« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2004, 09:03:11 AM »
Just show up in your Scuba gear, most weddings receptions usually have a fountain somewhere.

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« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2004, 09:12:56 AM »
I hate weddings too.

On one occassion, however, I was forced to go by a friend of the groom.  I wasn't even in the wedding party and had plans to be somewhere else.  But, I got guilted into going and figured that I would leave the eception as early as possible.

Then I met this girl.

Later that night, while relaxing and enjoying an after sex smoke on the beach I chuckled at myself for almost missing what turned out to be a very enjoyable evening.

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« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2004, 09:16:20 AM »
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Just show up in your Scuba gear, most weddings receptions usually have a fountain somewhere.


or a punch bowl..

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« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2004, 09:29:23 AM »
Once you get by all the formal stuff it gets fun, then the DJ takes over and everyone dances the night away, it's always a special evening.
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

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« Reply #40 on: August 25, 2004, 09:32:38 AM »
Weddings are for the brides, any guy who enjoys it may be one of Lazs' effeminent men. Do you cry at weddings too?

I'm going to my friends wedding and going to be an usher - worst job ever, but I look at it as a means to pay for the open bar that will result in me making an bellybutton out of myself in front of both families. Good stuff.
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« Reply #41 on: August 25, 2004, 09:55:09 AM »
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Weddings are for the brides, any guy who enjoys it may be one of Lazs' effeminent men. Do you cry at weddings too?

I'm going to my friends wedding and going to be an usher - worst job ever, but I look at it as a means to pay for the open bar that will result in me making an bellybutton out of myself in front of both families. Good stuff.
-SW


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« Reply #42 on: August 25, 2004, 09:57:23 AM »
Yes, I don't read anything typed by pink short wearing fruits. Go back to sipping on your tea and eating your crumpets. And that girl was probably really a dude in drag... pre-op.
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« Reply #43 on: August 25, 2004, 10:05:40 AM »
LOL...
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« Reply #44 on: August 25, 2004, 10:30:32 AM »
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