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Offline soda72

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« on: August 25, 2004, 01:15:05 PM »
Number 10

you see a group of b17 bombers and you fly behind them for the
kill only to realize this was a bad mistake...

Number 9

You find a lone p47 flying at low altitude. You dive in for the easy
kill only to get killed 15 seconds later by shane.

Number 8

Fly into a group of enemy planes with no friendly's around and expect a one on one fight.

Number 7

After getting shot down, you fly back to the same group and expect a one on one fight...

Number 6

After getting shot down again, you fly back to the same group and expect a one on one fight...

Number 5  

Realizing this is not working out, you decide to fly toward a lone
enemy plane attempting a merging head on pass expecting the
enemy plane not to shoot you...

Number 4

After getting shot down and taking off again, you begin typing on the open channel to express your "feelings" about getting HO'd.
Not paying attention to the enemy plane sneaking up behind you..

Number 3

After getting shot down again you decide it's time for pay back, you make a decision to HO the first enemy plane that comes into
site, only to realize you suck at HO'ing and you've just been killed
by eskimo...

Number 2

Wanting to re-HO the HO'r you up from the nearest field not
realizing that it's surrounded by 5 enemy planes with nobody
else to shoot but you.

Number 1

After expressing your "feelings" once again on the open channel,
on how much you hate gangbangers, vulchers, and HO'rs you do
not realize that the CM has logged on to check things
out and has now muted you because of abusive language.  
Stunned in total disbelief on how unfair this is you crash your
plane in a tree while trying to take off.
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Offline B17Skull12

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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2004, 01:35:17 PM »
hahahahaha:rofl
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2004, 01:35:40 PM »
looks like 3 valid ways,  1 thru 7 stem off of the #8 way, which is just total frustration, and not having the ability to control your emotions and letting the game get to you.........

got seven more stupid ways? that are more valid?:D
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2004, 02:32:47 PM »
Actually, #1 should be flying wing with me.
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Offline Grits

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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2004, 02:45:31 PM »
Some other good ones are hitting the CV "island" on takeoff because you didnt notice it was turning, and falling off the back of the CV after a sucessful trap because you didnt put the brakes on.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2004, 03:08:36 PM by Grits »
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Offline Karnak

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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2004, 02:49:18 PM »
You left out "Diving on a Ju88A-4 from the high 5 o'clock position in a Mosquito Mk VI and dieing instantly as the Ju88A-4 gunner it's you with one 7.92mm round at 1000 yards."
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2004, 03:06:08 PM »
Grits... quoting yourself is like french kissing your cousin,  stop it.
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2004, 03:10:34 PM »
I'm 500 yards from Alabama, we like kissin cousins. :)
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2004, 05:55:19 PM »
:aok :rofl :aok :rofl :aok :rofl

Priceless
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2004, 06:03:17 PM »
If they boost the sig limit up to 85 lines, this would be it for me.

Seriously funny.

:)

eskimo
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Offline CurtissP-6EHawk

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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2004, 06:11:09 PM »
#8 should be #1
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Offline Arlo

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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2004, 07:14:23 PM »
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee ..... :aok
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Offline Kweassa

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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2004, 08:02:15 PM »
All time number one reason:

* Fly Axis *
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2004, 04:43:32 AM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline jetb123

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Re: top ten most stupid ways to get yourself killed in CT
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2004, 04:48:13 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by soda72
Number 10

you see a group of b17 bombers and you fly behind them for the
kill only to realize this was a bad mistake...

Number 9

You find a lone p47 flying at low altitude. You dive in for the easy
kill only to get killed 15 seconds later by shane.

Number 8

Fly into a group of enemy planes with no friendly's around and expect a one on one fight.

Number 7

After getting shot down, you fly back to the same group and expect a one on one fight...

Number 6

After getting shot down again, you fly back to the same group and expect a one on one fight...

Number 5  

Realizing this is not working out, you decide to fly toward a lone
enemy plane attempting a merging head on pass expecting the
enemy plane not to shoot you...

Number 4

After getting shot down and taking off again, you begin typing on the open channel to express your "feelings" about getting HO'd.
Not paying attention to the enemy plane sneaking up behind you..

Number 3

After getting shot down again you decide it's time for pay back, you make a decision to HO the first enemy plane that comes into
site, only to realize you suck at HO'ing and you've just been killed
by eskimo...

Number 2

Wanting to re-HO the HO'r you up from the nearest field not
realizing that it's surrounded by 5 enemy planes with nobody
else to shoot but you.

Number 1

After expressing your "feelings" once again on the open channel,
on how much you hate gangbangers, vulchers, and HO'rs you do
not realize that the CM has logged on to check things
out and has now muted you because of abusive language.  
Stunned in total disbelief on how unfair this is you crash your
plane in a tree while trying to take off.
 :rofl Sounds like the old me.
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