"Legal" wasn't listed as an occupation on the first screen. Discrimination!
I immediately became suspicious, which wasn't listed as a trait on the next screen either.
Having two screens that didn't apply to me shattered my self-esteem, which was being calculated on the third screen.
I immediately distanced myself from other people, which was discussed on the fourth screen.
Since I had broken off relations with my peers, I couldn't answer the fifth screen, continuing my downward spiral.
By the seventh screen, I wished I was more like my officemate, who lives alone with two cats and has no outside hobbies to speak of and no expectation of promotion at work.
And then I pressed "Continue" and saw a "Thank you" message that lifted me from my funk and brightened my mood. At least I can say that I accomplished something today!
