Author Topic: How to start your day with a positive attitude (Read 429 times)

AKcurly · « **on:** August 26, 2004, 05:42:45 PM »

Sent to me by a life long Republican.
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How to start your day with a positive attitude:

1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.

2. Name it, "George W. Bush."

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your computer will ask you:? Do you really want to get rid of "George W. Bush? "

6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly...

Nilsen · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2004, 05:45:34 PM »

AKIron · « **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2004, 05:50:37 PM »

Sorry for ya but that may be the only way you'll be getting rid of Gerorge W.

Ok, I'm not really sorry for ya.

AKcurly · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2004, 05:52:56 PM »

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Originally posted by AKIron
Sorry for ya but that may be the only way you'll be getting rid of Gerorge W.

Ok, I'm not really sorry for ya.

You are probably correct, Iron. I thought it interesting that a life long Republican sent me the note. And, it's marginally funny.

gary

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2004, 10:58:17 PM »

So you're lifelong republican friend has a sense of humor? It's ok to laugh at jokes about your own side.

majic · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2004, 11:53:26 PM »

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Originally posted by lasersailor184
So you're lifelong republican friend has a sense of humor? It's ok to laugh at jokes about your own side.

NO IT'S NOT!!!!! GRRRRR!!! YOU.....LIBERAL PINKO COMMIE LIBERAL!!!!

Yeah okay, it was kinda funny.

Saintaw · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2004, 12:25:03 AM »

Dune · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2004, 12:37:53 AM »

I was always partial to the idea of eating a cricket the first thing in the morning. Then you can be pretty sure that the rest of the day will be better.

majic · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2004, 09:39:48 AM »

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Originally posted by Dune
I was always partial to the idea of eating a cricket the first thing in the morning. Then you can be pretty sure that the rest of the day will be better.

You obviously don't know how to prepare crickets.

Preon1 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2004, 09:42:16 AM »

All mine said was "Are you sure you want to delete these 54 items?"

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #10 on:** August 27, 2004, 09:45:15 AM »

and make another one for Condolezza Rice

AKIron · « **Reply #11 on:** August 27, 2004, 10:07:21 AM »

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Originally posted by Preon1
All mine said was "Are you sure you want to delete these 54 items?"

Mine is set to permanently delete instead of moving to the recycle bin. If Kerry wins the election I may have to change that.

lazs2 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2004, 10:12:41 AM »

one for CR? but.... wouldn't that make you a ...... racist?

lazs

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #13 on:** August 27, 2004, 02:11:59 PM »

no, I'm cockasian

Coolridr · « **Reply #14 on:** August 27, 2004, 02:22:24 PM »

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Originally posted by AKIron
Sorry for ya but that may be the only way you'll be getting rid of Gerorge W.

Ok, I'm not really sorry for ya.

Don't feel sorry for him, he'll be rid of "W" in 2008 when the next Republican takes over:D