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Offline Saurdaukar

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Fmr. President Clinton admitted for bypass surgery
« on: September 03, 2004, 12:31:26 PM »
Clogged artery.

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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2004, 12:33:32 PM »
Too much of that greasy Arkansas road kill

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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2004, 12:34:11 PM »
I actually hope he gets through it.  If he doesn't, he'll probably pull a Kennedy.  Everyone will get all upset and start thinking he was a good president.

Hell, the best thing JFK ever did was die.
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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2004, 12:38:20 PM »
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I actually hope he gets through it.  If he doesn't, he'll probably pull a Kennedy.  Everyone will get all upset and start thinking he was a good president.

Hell, the best thing JFK ever did was die.


At least the military will probrably get a day off..That arse would owe us that much...












seriously though...My best wishes for him.

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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2004, 12:41:48 PM »
Get well soon Bill,

I never wish illness on anyone, bad MoJo.

Hope to see ya up and well for W's victory party in Nov. (better stay away from the Pork for a change though)

Bad ticker is no fun,

Oh BTW greetings from ground zero.

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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2004, 01:12:44 PM »
I don't care for him as an individual but, like anyone in that situation,  I hope he has a successful recovery.

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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2004, 01:13:56 PM »
too many cigars.... oh wait, he didn't actually smoke them?
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2004, 01:15:08 PM »
No he didnt inhale.

What you need to ask yourself is how soon after Bush's speech did the pains start.  ;)

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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2004, 01:15:47 PM »
lol, and here I am wanting a smoker so I can eat ribs everyday. Maybe the glass of wine a day will equal it out:D
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« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2004, 01:18:59 PM »
What's really amazing is, he finally "admitted" something.:D
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« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2004, 01:20:12 PM »
he's faking it to perv over the nurses anyway.
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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2004, 01:31:43 PM »
Hell, I'd take Nurse Cratchet over Hillary.

I bet you could keep a beer cold between her legs.

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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2004, 01:50:41 PM »
...And Hookers worldwide hold their collective breath..

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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2004, 02:01:14 PM »
Hope Hillary pulls the plug.
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2004, 02:02:11 PM »
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...And Hookers worldwide hold their collective breath..
someone check stripperweb and see if they are holding a naked vigil somewhere.
I don't know what to put here yet.