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Offline Gixer

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« on: September 04, 2004, 02:22:12 PM »
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:  


1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I
speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've  got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so
well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them."



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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2004, 02:24:50 PM »
Not the 2004 olympics, that collection goes back a few years:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp?print=y
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2004, 02:27:22 PM »
lol... thx guys :D

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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2004, 02:32:02 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2004, 02:32:25 PM »
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Not the 2004 olympics, that collection goes back a few years:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp?print=y



Yeah but a snatch joke is always good.



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