Hairball wins one.

[Creamo]

Classic Eskimo, but I wouldn't shoot at a cat, chute or not! Virtual human fools? Of course... But I assume you were just a tard, and the cat was OK. That's some odd toejam you were doing.

HAngs "WobbleTime" story is a classic as well, and I'm sure his point was to entertain rather than deceive. It sure as well parallels some of the goofy stuff people post trying to be believable. Pretty funny.

BTW, my dad is a veterinarian, so you can imagine I had a whole lota pets growing up, and as a "employee", LoL ($0/hr) watched alot of cats get "fixed" and "fixed up."

One thing he told me I never forgot was people that hate animals was covered in veterinary college, and they are insecure about being men, or on the extreme side, mentally challenged.

You see enough grown men cry in a Veterinary clinic to figure it all out in a hurry.

Still the point was a good "tale", and if you can envision hangtime talking to stealy eyed police officers as a smooth rubber mouse cord bloodied his leg, so be it.  




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[funked]

 

[WarChild]

Never put yer CPU on yer desk.. its very cozy secure on the floor hangtime, then again ... Hairball would just pick a beach head landing on the tangle of cords back there instead!  AHHH Hell... cats suck!  

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WarChild
VMF-323 ~Death Rattlers~
"Where's the Charmin!"

[Kieren]

I don't like cats- at all. Your cat wouldn't have lasted long here after that episode...

[StSanta]

Cats are fiercely independent and loyal only to their food source.

Sort of like us humans.

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9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"

[tshred]

Sorry about this Hang but........ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Great storry, bad ending  

ts

[RAM]

Its too friggin funny  


sorry the injures, Hang, glad to hear u are OK...but, really, that cat is priceless  

P.S. no, the cat wont have lasted longer here than in Kieren's house  

[Dawvgrid]

Normally when i get a "bogey" in sight,my cat
starts"that",i want food dance(and all you cat
lovers,nows what that´s like)PRETTY DAMN!
anoying.

[Toad]

So, the AAR is that in rushing to the aid of your wingie Hairball, who was in a life and death knife-fight-in-a-phone-booth against four evil rolls of Charmin....

You totally trashed a new 21" monitor and your new computer as well?

Hang...you lost your SA on this one.  

At least Hair gets to paint 4 rolls on the side of his litter box!

Good luck getting it all running again.

We missed you in Bishland immediately after you left. The attack on the nit home island instantly fell apart.  

[AKSeaWulfe]

Well atleast the cops didn't find anything else when they came into your place...

Here's a tip for ya:
Whenever you want to sit down for an evening of Aces High, give the cat a small bowl(I'm talking about maybe 4 creamers worth) of warm milk (microwave for 30 seconds). Your cat will lap it up and be zonked out for a good 3 or 4 hours. This is what I do when I want an uninterrupted game session... cat is passed out behind me on the futon and I can play for hours and hours. :-)
-SW

[CRASH]

I have 2 cats, formally belonged to my sister...they all seem to love to shred toilet paper, paper towels and hate it when your on your computer and not paying attention to them.  Been tryin' to sell mine to the chinese restaurant down the street for years  

CRASH

[Ripsnort]

I'm telling ya, when they do stuff like that, its their way of saying 'Screw you, you're not paying enough attention to me!"
 

[mason22]

oh man...ya gotta luv Hang!!

i've seen the "sea of charmin" twice!! it aint funny when ya gotta go.

fediddlein cats  

[CyranoAH]

And you still won't believe me when I told ya a sheep shot me down???

If a cat can do that, imagine what a sheep could do! It's bigger! and meaner!

 

Daniel, aka CyranoDB



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[Saintaw]

LOL Hang, had the whole building laughing here !