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Offline R4M

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« Reply #45 on: July 24, 2001, 07:18:00 PM »
I laughed like mad when I read this one the first time. I laughed again today when I read it...

I think is a good tribute to Hairball. Nice idea to bring this thread up   :).

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« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2004, 03:32:03 AM »
bump

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« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2004, 05:09:39 AM »
lol :D
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« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2004, 08:46:11 AM »
Damn near spat coffee over my keyboard when I got the "sea of Charmin" bit - Cats are great. :rofl

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« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2004, 09:01:06 AM »
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Not sure what to make of that from your story, but not my buisness. Funny story.
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« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2004, 10:41:24 AM »
ROFL Wheew man , the BBS needed that.
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« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2004, 11:18:22 AM »
Inside cats are useless animals.

We have 3 cats all inside/outside cats. Mostly outside and only come in to sleep. well one comes in to sleep and groom the dog (Golden retriver)
This cat LOVEs the dog

Outside these cats at least have a use. havent had my garden raided by squirels,mice,moles or rabbits in years. although they often bring home rather sizable rabbits often bigger then the cats themselves. And couldnt tell ya the last time I saw a bird (other then our duck) on the ground in years.

Yes we have a Duck. We dont have a pond, but we have a duck
One of my wifes bright ideas.
Ever notice how each time your wife has a bright idea it turns into your headache?
Anyway
She first brought it home as a duckling my daugter named it "Angel" I promptly renamed it "Tender Vittles" figuring it wouldnt be long before it became catfood orrr dogfood.
I figgered wrong.
Eventually the duckling grew into a duck and we started letting it out of its cage/box to run around. This was the first contact the duck had with any of the cats
Each cat  I saw get ready to stalk and pounce the duck, and each time I saw the duck see the cats first and charge the cats. This must be pretty unnerving for a cat to have its prey attack it instead because  each time the cats turntailed and ran away. Its funny because our best hunting cat which is pretty big even by tomcat standards for the longest time wouldnt even come into the yard as long as the duck was out of its cage.
and in view. It would just sit on the other side of the fence and MEOWW untill we  cleared the duck away from the door at which point it would bolt into the house.
Now I also mentioned that we had a dog. a golden retriever, which as we all know are bird dogs. usually used to retreive birds often geese and DUCKS specifically.
Well when the dog saw the duck it got this look on its fice like "what the hell did you bring home now"
showed some interest untill the duck the dock ran at it at which point he backed off in a hurry with a "what the hell is this" expression. After that he just got used to him and now the Duck loves him too. so I have a cat, and a duck that each enjoy grooming the dog. the dog loves it
Funny thing is the duck will quack at anything th e dog barks at also. A few eeks ago my neighbors had some landscapers doing some work and the dog charged the fence growling and barking. and there was the Duck right along side looking at the guys and quacking its head off
Eventually all three cats must have just accepted it into the family cause they dont even bother with the duck anymore. and as we speak I have 1 cat pawing on the door to be let in and not a foot away is the duck now renamed once again (Aflack) quacking its head off. Assumingly wanting to come in also.
Sorry Duck you stay outside.
But its pretty funny to think that the most fearless thing we have in our yard is the duck
He must agree cause as I am finishing this up  he just started again
Quack quack quack quack quack!

LOUD little bastads too
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« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2004, 06:33:02 AM »
Those were the days when even Grünhertz was still normal, sane human :)

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« Reply #53 on: September 19, 2004, 09:54:42 AM »
Here kitty kitty kitty.

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« Reply #54 on: September 19, 2004, 01:29:02 PM »
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Originally posted by SEgunner
Here kitty kitty kitty.

Cat: The other white meat.

Cats are disposable commodities.

Our cats are ok but Im not particularly broken up when they dissapear. We just get a replacement.

Put it this way. Dog died and got buried in the back yard.
 Found one of our previous cats dead along side the road.
Bagged him and trashed him
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« Reply #55 on: September 19, 2004, 01:49:06 PM »
Drediock,

Wow you went out of your way to trash the little song bird killer. I found one of mine dead along side the road about 1/2 mile away from the house and left it for the crows.       Once the kids grow up and leave the house then its no pets.     I'm tired of stepping in coughed up hairballs with other choice nasty morsels mixed in with it.     No more shed hair all over the house.    No more emptying the litter box.    The best is this.  No more waking up in the morning with the little furballs spread out on my chest and me sneezing the next 1/2hour.

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« Reply #56 on: September 19, 2004, 02:02:30 PM »
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Originally posted by Hangtime
A little background first.. I hate cats, have always hated cats, cats are morons; cats don't kick in fer the rent; cats don't do guard duty and won't bring in the paper. They shed, they play knock-hockey at 4:00am and they don't get chicks, they don't do a damn thing but eat; **** and sleep.

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« Reply #57 on: September 19, 2004, 02:56:41 PM »
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Drediock,

Wow you went out of your way to trash the little song bird killer. I found one of mine dead along side the road about 1/2 mile away from the house and left it for the crows.       Once the kids grow up and leave the house then its no pets.     I'm tired of stepping in coughed up hairballs with other choice nasty morsels mixed in with it.     No more shed hair all over the house.    No more emptying the litter box.    The best is this.  No more waking up in the morning with the little furballs spread out on my chest and me sneezing the next 1/2hour.


Well it was in front of my neighbors house.

Figgered it was better then him bringing it over and asking me if I wanted it back.

I wouldnt have cared but my daughter gets squeemish about such things
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« Reply #58 on: April 28, 2005, 10:53:33 AM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2005, 12:37:01 PM »
Somebody went diggin'...