Author Topic: Thats it! BAN PITCHFORKS!!!! (Read 501 times)

GRUNHERZ · « **on:** September 08, 2004, 09:03:51 AM »

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/08/pitchfork.robbery.ap/index.html

slimm50 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2004, 09:06:12 AM »

It's a good thing he didn't stick anybody with that thing. Tetanus (sp?) shots hurt.

JB73 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2004, 09:06:47 AM »

at least it's original, and humorus!

~~wtg to that guy for having the ***** to try that LOL.~~

boxboy28 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2004, 09:19:25 AM »

LOL thats funny - a friend of mine --- when we were kids--- his sister threw a pitch fork of a hay stack and it stuck into his leg! THey pulled it out and went strait for the tetnus shots!!!

i remember seeing the holes in his leg!

deSelys · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2004, 09:24:26 AM »

Could it be BlkMgk?

He must've spent all his money on the supercharger and has forgotten to buy a gun...

Maverick · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2004, 10:07:16 AM »

We must immediately ban and sieze assault pitchforks. All pitchfork users must be registered and licensed. Only pitchforks with handles of at least 60" will be allowed to prevent concealed carry of unlicensed pitchforks!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2004, 01:37:33 PM »

DOH, Mav beat me to it.

hawker238 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2004, 02:25:02 PM »

*sigh*

vorticon · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2004, 02:26:07 PM »

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Originally posted by boxboy28
LOL thats funny - a friend of mine --- when we were kids--- his sister threw a pitch fork of a hay stack and it stuck into his leg! THey pulled it out and went strait for the tetnus shots!!!

i remember seeing the holes in his leg!

its a good thing that the sort of stuff causing a tetanus shot hurts more than the shot.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2004, 02:27:31 PM »

They can have my pitchfork when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Or at least give me a croquet mallet to replace it with.

Sandman · « **Reply #10 on:** September 08, 2004, 02:46:52 PM »

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Originally posted by slimm50
It's a good thing he didn't stick anybody with that thing. Tetanus (sp?) shots hurt.

Rust doesn't cause Tetanus.

Sox62 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 08, 2004, 03:12:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Maverick
We must immediately ban and sieze assault pitchforks. All pitchfork users must be registered and licensed. Only pitchforks with handles of at least 60" will be allowed to prevent concealed carry of unlicensed pitchforks!

Not totally true.You CAN own a pitchfork with a handle of less than 60",as long as you fill out a form 4,pass your background check(you'll need two sets of fingerprints,and two passport sized photos for the criminal background check by the BATF),and pay a one-time $200 transfer tax.

Maverick · « **Reply #12 on:** September 08, 2004, 03:21:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Sox62
Not totally true.You CAN own a pitchfork with a handle of less than 60",as long as you fill out a form 4,pass your background check(you'll need two sets of fingerprints,and two passport sized photos for the criminal background check by the BATF),and pay a one-time $200 transfer tax.

Actually my post was in support of a ban on pitchforks with handles under 60". We must protect society from concealed pitchfork carry. At this time there is no prohibition in carrying a concealed pitchfork. This constitutes a serious breach in our society. We mus tfix this by banning pitchforks.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #13 on:** September 08, 2004, 03:24:00 PM »

What about hand forks?

deSelys · « **Reply #14 on:** September 08, 2004, 03:24:41 PM »

So you need a pitchfork to prove your manhood?? Geez...

Be a real men, carry a shovel!