Women

[Sandman]

I sit here... reading online and surfing... meanwhile listening to my wife peck away at the 50 messages she receives every single day.

I am convinced. Women on the internet are just one great big collective denial of service attack that exist for the sole purpose of forwarding spam and silly self help anecdotes between them.

[Lizking]

So long as they don't do it on MY email....

[NUKE]

Originally posted by Sandman
I sit here... reading online and surfing... meanwhile listening to my wife peck away at the 50 messages she receives every single day.

I am convinced. Women on the internet are just one great big collective denial of service attack that exist for the sole purpose of forwarding spam and silly self anecdotes between them.

And in the mean time, you have a WAR to tend too Sultan Sandam!!@!



Ahh, just kidding

[IK0N]

Originally posted by Sandman
I sit here... reading online and surfing... meanwhile listening to my wife peck away at the 50 messages she receives every single day.

I am convinced. Women on the internet are just one great big collective denial of service attack that exist for the sole purpose of forwarding spam and silly self anecdotes between them.

You should hear her talk about your online flight sim addiction to her cronies.... And how many times a day you use the term whiner and dweeb while driving....
They all do it dont be surprised!

IKON

[Airhead]

I heard on the radio that the average woman says upwards of 6,000 words a day while the average man says only 1,700 words a day.

Then I saw a bumper sticker that said "Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History."

I thought of Lazs...

And came to the conclusion that he is correct.

There is no such thing as a "Well Behaved Woman"....

Otherwise they wouldn't talk so damn much.

<> Lazs.

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by Sandman
I sit here... reading online and surfing... meanwhile listening to my wife peck away at the 50 messages she receives every single day.

I am convinced. Women on the internet are just one great big collective denial of service attack that exist for the sole purpose of forwarding spam and silly self anecdotes between them.

WHAT?????


Cmon Sand....THINK MAN!

Those denial of service attacks could be on your inner sanity by endless questions of "do you like my new hat?" type questions.

Be happy that your woman uses a computer, mine just *****es about me using mine.

[GtoRA2]

Airhead
lol it is good to see the funny Airhead back!  

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Sandman
I sit here... reading online and surfing... meanwhile listening to my wife peck away at the 50 messages she receives every single day.

I am convinced. Women on the internet are just one great big collective denial of service attack that exist for the sole purpose of forwarding spam and silly self help anecdotes between them.

Your not alone. my wife and her friends 7 sisters do the exact same thing. They even send each other pictures of kids they see ever other day.

You really wanna get your head shaking. Then check out the webites she visits.
they actualy look up sites that have those little self help thingies ad all sorts of totally useless sites

[Sandman]

... and horoscopes! Don't forget the horoscopes!!

[JB73]

who else read this post looking for that flash joke abotu a chick on the BBS for that game with all the BBS dorks chatting with her?

LMFAO

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Gunslinger
WHAT?????


Cmon Sand....THINK MAN!

Those denial of service attacks could be on your inner sanity by endless questions of "do you like my new hat?" type questions.

Be happy that your woman uses a computer, mine just *****es about me using mine.

Dontcha just love the absurd questions they ask too?
One of my Favs was "What would you do if I died?"

My first thought was to say "Cleanout and reclaim the bathroom off the master bedroom then throw a party"

but I thought better of it and just said "Be Sad"

Another is when they come home sporting one of their new hairstyles then ask you how you like it knowing all along you would hate it. Then when you lie and tell them it looks ok they call you a liar.
Worst responce I ever gave to that question was "It makes you look like a bull dyke"

Her Reaction?.. Well at least I got 4 days of peace and quiet.

Always remember if they are complaining about something never to fix whatever it is they are complaining about.
If you do they will just find something new to complain about.

They shouldnt call marriage, Marriage.
they should call it "ultimate survivor"

[Saintaw]

Am I getting fat?™

[gunnss]

Originally posted by Saintaw
Am I getting fat?™

Yeah that one.......

Gunns

[Lazerus]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK They shouldnt call marriage, Marriage.
they should call it "ultimate survivor"

Funny thing is, my wife would appreciate that statement, and then go about making our life one big game. Complete with prizes, hers always better than mine. Wich really wouldn't matter, because my answers are allways wrong.

[Flossy]

Now don't go painting us all with the same brush!