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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2004, 07:14:15 AM »
Women! :mad:  My wife elbowed me hard the other day!  We were out on the porch, happened to both glance at the neighbor as he arrived home from work, his beautiful wife came to the door to greet him, they hugged, he gave her a big kiss!  My wife said "Why don't you ever do that!?"  I said "I tried, but she slapped me!"
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Offline myelo

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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2004, 08:02:56 AM »
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You really wanna get your head shaking. Then check out the webites she visits. they actualy look up sites that have those little self help thingies ad all sorts of totally useless sites


Dang straight! Not like the ones we visit!



(You know --- the ones where we endlessly whine about a game and solve all the world's political problems.)
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Offline MrBill

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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2004, 08:09:48 AM »
How to impress a woman:

wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Pray for her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man:

Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings .. Don't block the TV
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2004, 08:13:04 AM »
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Dang straight! Not like the ones we visit!



(You know --- the ones where we endlessly whine about a game and solve all the world's political problems.)




:eek: :eek: :eek:

Myelo...a feminist FDB!!!!!

Abandon ship at once!!
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2004, 08:21:50 AM »
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Dang straight! Not like the ones we visit!



(You know --- the ones where we endlessly whine about a game and solve all the world's political problems.)


Yes, and your point is? :)

Oh BTW you forgot to mention porn sites
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2004, 08:26:41 AM »
My favorite is Women want Romance. men just want kink/sex


Men usually have no interest in romance unless its going to get them sex.

Women want romantic candlelit dinners and a hotel room with a heartshaped tub in an equaly romantic setting of flowers chokolates and soft music.

Give me a room with a dungeon and Im a happy man!
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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2004, 08:28:32 AM »
hiya airhead...

My rule for girlfriends this last decade has been... no girlfriend who does not live at least 50 miles away.    

this info was hard learned for me... I first began to suspect it was a good idea when I noticed my second failing marriage was doing much better during the time I worked out of town all week.  

never comprimise... you are right and they are wrong... you know it and they know it... if you give in they will lose respect for you.

the self help section is nothing but a bunch of women and really stupid books and a few kerrie voting men with ponytails and or greatful dead shirts.

lazs
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2004, 08:29:57 AM »
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Now don't go painting us all with the same brush!  :p


I would never use a brush Ive used on one woman on another.

Its just unsanitary :)
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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2004, 08:34:17 AM »
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hiya airhead...

never comprimise... you are right and they are wrong... you know it and they know it... if you give in they will lose respect for you.

lazs


That is a very good point. And really true.

Women dig strong men.
I heard a woman actually confirm this and say
"A Strong man has the same effect on a woman that a large set of breasts have on a man"

My experiance is its true.

Tried telling my 16 year old son this but he had to learn this lesson for himself the hard way.

Now he has a zero crap tolerance policy
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2004, 09:41:58 AM »
Her: "Does my butt look fat in this?"
Him: "I need a reference... those clothes, this room, what?"
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« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2004, 10:25:36 AM »
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Myelo...a feminist FDB!!!!!

Abandon ship at once!!


We don't need ships -- we float good.
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« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2004, 10:38:17 AM »
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Am I getting fat?™

Almost Sandman, but it's this one that will nail you.

"Does this make me look fat?"

Man: No dear
Woman:  Are saying I am fat?

You cannot win.
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« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2004, 11:21:29 AM »
...and dont' forget (in reference to another woman)

"Do you think she's pretty?"
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« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2004, 11:29:16 AM »
That's a good one.
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« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2004, 11:34:52 AM »
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Women! :mad:  My wife elbowed me hard the other day!  We were out on the porch, happened to both glance at the neighbor as he arrived home from work, his beautiful wife came to the door to greet him, they hugged, he gave her a big kiss!  My wife said "Why don't you ever do that!?"  I said "I tried, but she slapped me!"


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