Women

[Lazerus]

Originally posted by Skuzzy
Almost Sandman, but it's this one that will nail you.

"Does this make me look fat?"

Man: No dear
Woman:  Are saying I am fat?

You cannot win.

"Why would anything make you look fat??




"Where do you want to go for dinner?"

[slimm50]

Originally posted by Gunslinger
Be happy that your woman uses a computer, mine just *****es about me using mine.

Yours, too? Glad to know I'm not alone.

[Lazerus]

That only sometimes works. But if ya plan the next sentence right, and spit it out before she can rail ya, you're golden.

[Lazerus]

Originally posted by slimm50
Yours, too? Glad to know I'm not alone.

LOL, The AH anonymous club of America contacted my wife, suggested lawyers, sent her a schedule of local support group meetings, and gave her tips on how to get (manipulate) me off the computer.

Trust me, you are not the only one:cool:

[slimm50]

Originally posted by Lazerus
LOL, The AH anonymous club of America contacted my wife, suggested lawyers, sent her a schedule of local support group meetings, and gave her tips on how to get (manipulate) me off the computer.

Trust me, you are not the only one:cool:

Man, my wife can go from cute and cuddley to white- hot, veins-poppin-out-in-her-neck mad in the blink of an eye if I'm playin on the 'puter when she thinks there's something else I ought to be doing instead. I think she's just jealous.

Yeah, I'm pw'd.

[Lazerus]

When she does that, wait for her to stop *****in/talkin. About 2 seconds later, turn towards her and say, "Huh, I didn't hear ya?"

BOOOM!


But do it again.

After about 3 years it works.

[Edbert]

Originally posted by slimm50
Yours, too? Glad to know I'm not alone.

I used to have a real problem with this during the '80s. Now I am paying the mortgage and sending the kids to private schools because of the computer. She doesn't bi....errr...complain about them as much.

[john9001]

Originally posted by Airhead
the average man says only 1,700 words a day.

ahh, err , do grunts count as words?

[Skuzzy]

Originally posted by Lazerus
"Why would anything make you look fat??
"Where do you want to go for dinner?"

You have to know that the immediate response is going to be, "Why are you avoiding the question?  I DO LOOK FAT!!!"

[vorticon]

"does this dress make me look fat"

im not sure, lets see you without it

[Skuzzy]

Originally posted by vorticon
"does this dress make me look fat"

im not sure, lets see you without it

"Do I look so bad you cannot remember what I look like without clothes?!?!"  She then packs and goes home to mother.

[LePaul]

Oh Lordy...memories....Arielle was forever sending those Life Channel surveys, horoscope analyzers,  "Tell your friends about yourself" and infinite amounts of those 'Are you right for her/him' type questionaires the chicks drool for in your 17/Cosmo magazines.

Drama.  Chicks dig it.

[Lazerus]

Originally posted by Skuzzy
"Do I look so bad you cannot remember what I look like without clothes?!?!"  She then packs and goes home to mother.

And you WIN!:D

[Skuzzy]

Until her lawyer calls,..or doesn't...does not matter as you are sweating bullets by day 2 wondering.

[Lazerus]

As you sit on the beach in the Cayman's.......Well, that would be you. Me, I'd be sitting in the back of a slew in the Tennesee River, throwin wood on a fire and wonderin why I was there.

Wife??

What wife?

Hey!, I think I got a bite!