Author Topic: Women (Read 1302 times)

Skuzzy · « **Reply #45 on:** September 09, 2004, 02:03:37 PM »

Well,..Lazerus aside as he seems bent on getting rid of his other half,..you cannot win.

Lazerus · « **Reply #46 on:** September 09, 2004, 02:07:18 PM »

Bent?

Hmm, when does the wife get home???

Skuzzy · « **Reply #47 on:** September 09, 2004, 02:14:49 PM »

LOL! You're a twisted pup.

Lazerus · « **Reply #48 on:** September 09, 2004, 02:38:33 PM »

When does the pup get home?

vorticon · « **Reply #49 on:** September 09, 2004, 02:50:13 PM »

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Originally posted by Lazerus
When does the pup get home?

thats even worse

Lazerus · « **Reply #50 on:** September 09, 2004, 02:51:33 PM »

Damn cat just sittin outside the door, won't come in.

OIO · « **Reply #51 on:** September 09, 2004, 03:32:02 PM »

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=120568

Lazerus · « **Reply #52 on:** September 09, 2004, 03:38:33 PM »

TEASE! I expected at least two different pictures.

Oh, and speaking of *****cats.....

bustr · « **Reply #53 on:** September 09, 2004, 05:07:36 PM »

Before I found the lady of my life, I had a lot of married freinds. My comment on their relationships with their wives when they complained too much was:

" I get the best of this. I get to sit around and bu!! watermelon and drink coffee with her. You have to sleep with her!"

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #54 on:** September 09, 2004, 06:32:49 PM »

You guys are also forgettting how you can say one thing and to them it HAS to have some deeper meaning.

her "How did you like the movie"

Him "It was good"

her "Whats that supposed to mean"

him "IT means what I said. it wa good"

her "Well thats NOT the way you said it"

And ya ever notice how right when your in the middle of doing one thing they want you to do something else for them?

One time I was cooking something and the oil fell off a lazy susan type shelf I have in a corner cabinet.
Well it fell into the back of the cabinet. So Im cussing and digging around the cabinet literally my body is half in it when I suddenly hear "Tom can you open the other cabinet for me so I can dump this in the trash?"

My mistake? I sighed. thats right sighed.

"Well what was THAT for?"

what was what for?

The sigh.

Yea I sighed, so what

Its the way you sighed

Well I was busy.

Oh forget it Ill do it myself

Airhead · « **Reply #55 on:** September 11, 2004, 10:53:03 AM »

Our next door neighbor works out of town during the week, so we were surprised to see his car in the driveway the other day- and my wife was emberassed cause we'd had loud sex the night before that he had to have heard. I asked her why she was emberassed? After all I was the one who had been screaming.

Another thing she does that I can't understand is she gets mad if I use her toothbrush. We've been a couple for over twenty years and we've exchanged a heck of a lot more than spit, and we've had various body parts- the same body parts that the language filter makes look like ***** if we type their slang names here- in each others' mouths countless times, and she rarely complains about that.

I don't understand.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #56 on:** September 11, 2004, 11:28:09 AM »

does anyone have one of those wifes that CONSTANTLY like to rearrange the furnature?????

Mine is planning out our 6th living room floor plan.

She agreed to get me a wireless router so we can relocate my computer BUT

She never takes into account thos little unimportant things like:

POWER OUTLETS, PHONE LINES; WERE THE DIRECTV COMES IN

I don't know how much more of this I can take. She keeps moving the TV from one side of the room then back to the other. Each time I have to restring the cable for it.

TO TOP IT OFF we now have a 55 gallon fish tank and stand wich she wants to relocate.

My wife had been Beachin at me for weeks to clean up the garage so I finally got around to it.

What does she do???????

She cleans out the house and puts all these old boxes of junk IN THE GARAGE I JUST CLEANED. To add insult to injury she decided to block my work bench.

AcId · « **Reply #57 on:** September 11, 2004, 04:15:16 PM »

well we've pretty much been through it all huh? I'm just sitting here reading through ya'lls entries and nodding....yup, heard that.....yup....remember that one......but there are some good times though, you must admit. Hell I admit we had some and we're divorced

HA-HA

They sure as hell didn't make up for all the crap she put me through, glad I get to be myself again.

cpxxx · « **Reply #58 on:** September 11, 2004, 05:43:36 PM »

Guess I'm lucky with my girlfriend, she lives 130 miles away talks less than I do, owns her own house and earn more money than I do. She's also blonde. You can see why I'm marrying her.

I heard this one recently

Him: Your in a bad mood. What's wrong?

Her: Nothing!

Him: Is it something I said

Her: No!

Him: Is is something I didn't say?

Her: No!

Is is something I did?

No!

Something I didn't do?

No!

Is is something I said in casual reference to something I did when the thing I did shouldn't have been done or at least done differently with more concern for your feeling?

Her: Maybe!

Him: I knew it!

lazs2 · « **Reply #59 on:** September 11, 2004, 07:21:30 PM »

cpx... whaa?? she lives 130 miles away and has her own house and you are going to ruin that?

lazs