Now I am irritated. There I am, brand new FW, finally back from 2.5 months of captivity by the EVIL allies, who onbly served me schnaps two times a day, and never sauerkrauts, referring to it derogatory as "Germans secret gas weapon".
So I get back, after using my superior LW mind to think out a radical plan involving jazz singing lightly clad nuns, booze, American pilots and condoms.
The first I hear, a derogatory comment from a squad member. he is promptly beaten into a pulp.
Anyhow. At first, my throttle in my plane isn't functioning properly. I tinker with it, spot a niki who dives for the HO.
Death one.
Go up again, dive on a niki after evading his two buddies for five minutees. lots of pings; his buddies close in. Dead again. Hm.
Connect throttle; view systems now functional. Score 4 quick kills, but then it ends.
Am rope a doped by both ManedeW and Taillight. Am abused by hordes of enemy planes. Out alted and outnumbered, i somehow still think I can live, because I used to.
Shooting went toi hell. Collisions instead of hit with guns, scissors look more like sissy flat turns, i bleed e all the time, turn turn turn, cannot conserve speed.
SA shot to hell.
LOL; being away just these 2.5 months has made me *really* rusty, to a point where I can't remember where my views are programmed to be at, or how to use them effectively. Misjudge e, and has the SA of a suicidal lemming.
If I got a positive K/D ratio yesterday, I should be happy.
<S!> to all the enemies and friendlies I flew with and against, was great fun. It's good to be back
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up space"
