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Offline Gunslinger

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« on: September 17, 2004, 01:11:39 AM »
A Lawyer, Preist, Doctor, and an engineer are all playing golf together one day when they are held up by a group in front of them.

The lawyer asks the caddy "what's up with these guys"?  Solomly the caddy responds "the club lets these guys golf for free.  They're all fireman who've been blinded fighting fires"

The lawyer responds "well I hope they got a good settlement out of the deal"

The Doctor responds "I wonder who's treating them and if they are up on new advances."

The Preist responds "I will have my congregation prey for these brave men"

Lastly the engineer steps up to tee off...scratches his head and says "why can't they play at night"?
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Offline GreenCloud

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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2004, 01:15:35 AM »
lol good one..been awhiel sience i heard new joke
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2004, 01:21:17 AM »
:D
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Offline Goth

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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2004, 07:18:50 AM »
Funny, but not true to life. In reality an engineer would promptly sit down after grabbing a cup of coffee, pull out paper and pencil then start working his majic formulas. After 6 hours, he would call 10 other people and get them all to brief the lawyer, doctor and priest with an hour and a half presentation on the benefits of night golf for the blind.
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