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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« on: September 20, 2004, 06:57:54 PM »
Over 30 years ago the FBI and the US Department of the Interior conducted an intensive study aimed at determining one's susceptibility to falling pray to communist propaganda or becoming a communist. The findings of this study were condensed into a simple questionnaire that is available for us all to take today.

Here is the test:

(1) Would you be willing to vote for John Kerry for President of the United States?  [YES]  [NO]

Thank you for taking the test!

Please sum up the total number of [YES] answers.

If this sum is equal to or greater than one then you are probably a pinko commie.  ;) ;)
« Last Edit: September 20, 2004, 06:59:59 PM by GRUNHERZ »

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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2004, 07:05:28 PM »
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Do I get any points by NOT voting for Bush?
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2004, 07:06:45 PM »
The test is very clear about scoring SOB... :D

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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2004, 07:07:51 PM »
Well then, perhaps I'm a Floridian at heart. ;)
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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2004, 07:08:46 PM »
:rofl :rofl

Damn they didnt that in to account back then...

Offline frank3

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2004, 01:29:04 PM »
--> moves to Russia :D

Offline Yeager

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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2004, 01:32:51 PM »
Never call a liberal a communist (communists should not be slandered like that).
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2004, 01:34:27 PM »
LOL the US election is somthing :)

I am crossing my fingers for you guys good luck :D
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2004, 02:10:00 PM »
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Originally posted by airguard
LOL the US election is somthing :)

I am crossing my fingers for you guys good luck :D


They really think they have a choice :) Two parties that share the same name (one in Latin, other in Greek), obviously supported by different olygarchic financial groups - and it's called "democracy" that the rest of the world should follow :rolleyes:

In good old USSR political system was not that hypocritical, at least they didn't make people feel guilty for choosing the wrong candidate.

Democracy = legalised irresponsibility.

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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2004, 02:13:15 PM »
Boroda you diehard  commie, how are you today!!! :)

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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2004, 04:22:56 PM »
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Originally posted by airguard
LOL the US election is somthing :)

I am crossing my fingers for you guys good luck :D

Hehe, it will take a lot more than luck for someone besides Bush or Kerry to win this election.  I won't hold my breath.
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2004, 04:26:04 PM »
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In good old USSR political system was not that hypocritical, at least they didn't make people feel guilty for choosing the wrong candidate.


just took them behind the bike shed and shot them.

Offline J_A_B

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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2004, 06:11:26 PM »
I dunno, seems like Boroda sums it up about right.  Behind the window trappings, there isn't much difference between our political parties.  They're cut from the same cloth.

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