Author Topic: The next 6 weeks... (Read 742 times)

TheDudeDVant · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:20:50 AM »

omg lmfao!!

"Four out of Five Terrorists hate it!"

guy that is just freakin awesome! hehehe

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:21:29 AM »

Interesting that you mention that, since there is a large discount on bulk purchases that features a HOOD ORNAMENT! of a crying eagle, an entire set of #3 memoribilia plates, AND A BUST OF GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

Go out and buy it now! Show up other Americans in a materialistic statement of your patriotism.
-SW

Yeager · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:37:52 AM »

jeeze rip, you got them all erect and scanning the horizon now....might want to hit the bunker early.

Hawklore · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:39:07 AM »

Ok, gonna go find some ammo for my M91/30...

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:39:57 AM »

This must be new news to you Yeager...
-SW

Yeager · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:44:56 AM »

on the contrary, this doesn't even qualify as cheap entertainment. I am just killing time.

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:47:17 AM »

Well for a better waste of time, I suggest you head over to the local DHS approved hardware store for your anti-terrorism needs.

Be sure to pick up the anti-terrorist tire iron, best $5.35 I ever spent.
-SW

Sandman · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:48:06 AM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
And don't forget, God helps those who help themselves. Be prepared.

Hmmm... I'm a heathen, but if I recall correctly, there is not a single passage in the bible that says this.

Stringer · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:53:34 AM »

It's obvious we have a double-sided duct tape gap here!

We here at Duct Tape Defense Industries Corp. are ready to help the US catch up in the Double Sided Duct Tape race.

We've just brought a Mr. Cheney onto our Board of Directors and are ready to have lavish procurement dollars bestowed upon us to thrawt this and springboard the U. S. of A. back into the Double Sided Duct Tape lead.

In concert with this massive Duct Tape R & D effort and also looking into developing NEVAR FORGET! signs that will withstand direct nuclear blasts (and look good as display flags for car windows).

Now before you think that DTDI Corp is just a partisan defense contractor, we are also developing a system to heal wounds suffered in beaching of bass boats in a super fast way. We're toying with the name band-aid, and rest assured, we will spare no expense in finding the right name. Of course the "band-aids" will come enblazened with a crying bald eagle that will stand up to any weather conditions.

Westy · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:54:00 AM »

I saw it once. When I was in line at a Chinese buffet. It's true!

Yeager · « **Reply #25 on:** September 21, 2004, 12:13:51 PM »

Be prepared for the unpreparable, thats my motto!

Dont forget, its now legal to buy new CAR-15s, 20+round mags and to have BAYONETS INSTALLED!!!!!!!

Ive got mine

slimm50 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 21, 2004, 12:16:07 PM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
jeeze rip, you got them all erect and scanning the horizon now....might want to hit the bunker early.

Hey, I was erect before I ever read this, I'll have you know.

Nefarious · « **Reply #27 on:** September 21, 2004, 12:19:47 PM »

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Originally posted by Muckmaw1
Salem Oregon is not exactly on the Al-Qaeda top 10.

Salem West Virgina, on the other hand

The American Flag Painted House is a Prime Target! as is the Dairy Queen. Better send the Salem Police (all four of them) to stake it out.

DieAz · « **Reply #28 on:** September 21, 2004, 02:09:41 PM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
Hmmm... I'm a heathen, but if I recall correctly, there is not a single passage in the bible that says this.

it is a Benjamin Franklin quote

Charon · « **Reply #29 on:** September 21, 2004, 02:30:42 PM »

[edit: OOPS Stringer beat me to it.]

The real question is, will it hold a chickenhawk decal to the hood of a 1976 Trans Am?

Charon