Author Topic: I was born a poor black child (Read 501 times)

Sandman · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:05:05 PM »

I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Nash · « **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:08:11 PM »

One of the best movies ever.

Sixpence · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:11:31 PM »

Things are going to start happening to me now!

midnight Target · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:36:04 PM »

He's mad at these cans!

NUKE · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:38:31 PM »

I love the sequence of "the new phone books are here, the new phone books are here!" to "Die Navin Johnson!"

Funny movie.

NUKE · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:46:12 PM »

"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. "

rpm · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2004, 11:50:52 PM »

I've got a special purpose!

Leslie · « **Reply #8 on:** September 22, 2004, 12:01:17 AM »

The scene where Steve Martin was the kiddie train conductor, and had a kid wearing a BS tee shirt harrassing him from the next car back. "I wanna go faster. Whhhaaaaaaaa!!!"

Think that was The Jerk. Great movie. Bernadette Peters was a hottie.

Les

Drunky · « **Reply #9 on:** September 22, 2004, 12:01:23 AM »

Bernadette Peters is hot.

Torque · « **Reply #10 on:** September 22, 2004, 12:04:51 AM »

You means was...

rpm · « **Reply #11 on:** September 22, 2004, 12:11:28 AM »

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Originally posted by Drunky
Bernadette Peters is hot.

I'd hit it.

Torque · « **Reply #12 on:** September 22, 2004, 12:19:02 AM »

With a bat...

Dune · « **Reply #13 on:** September 22, 2004, 12:57:08 AM »

Don't bring me this old wine! I want new wine!

Silat · « **Reply #14 on:** September 22, 2004, 12:59:04 AM »

Navin R. Johnson : For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

Mother : Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.