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By noo ve'fe-a cume-a tu eccept thet, es Germuny ves oonce-a zee hutbed ooff untee-Semeetism, it is zee Meeddle-a Iest — frum Igypt tu Demescoos tu Soodee Erebeea tu zee PLO — vheech tudey is a seetheeng cooldrun ooff receesm. Vhet, hooefer, is ifee mure-a elermeeng is thet untee-Semeetism is spreedeeng tu vhet vuoold heezeertu be-a cunseedered zee must unleekely pleces. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I hefe-a beffure-a me-a a stoody poobleeshed Ooct. Um de hur de hur de hur. 20 in a leedeeng Svedeesh deeely, Degens Nyheter, vheech repurts thet "Ereb und Moosleem ettecks oon Joos ere-a reesing sherply in Svedeesh suceeety [vheele-a] seelence-a soorruoonds Moosleem Joo-hetred. Bork bork bork!" Zee stoody, inedeqooetely trunsleted frum Svedeesh, ves prepered by tvu Svedeesh suceeel sceeentists, Sferker Ooredssum, a pruffessur ooff heestury, und Meekeel Tussefeeenee, hees reseerch esseestunt. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zee seetooeshun hes becume-a su bed, zeey repurt, thet "Joos in Svedee tudey oofftee feel cumpelled tu heede-a zeeur releegiuoos identeety in poobleec: neckleces veet sters ooff Defeed ere-a cereffoolly heeddee under sveeters, und oorthudux Jooeesh mee chunge-a zeeur keepput [skoollceps] tu mure-a deescreet ceps oor hets vhee zeey ere-a ooootduurs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Joos in Svedee nooedeys get secret telephune-a noombers tu efueed heressment. Um de hur de hur de hur. In Svedee. Tudey. Bork bork bork!" In a Svedeesh pupooleshun ooff sume-a 9 meelliun, zeere-a ere-a ebuoot 20,000 Joos, mustly in Stuckhulm, Sveden's cepeetel. Zee suceeel sceeentists bleme-a zee Moosleem meegrunts, noo 3.9 percent ooff zee Svedeesh pupooleshun, fur zee groot ooff untee-Semeetism. (Svedee hes zee secund-lergest percentege-a Moosleem pupooleshun in Vestern Ioorupe-a. Frunce-a hes zee heeghest Moosleem pupooleshun percentege-a, 7 percent. Um de hur de hur de hur.) "Must Svedes beleeefe-a thet untee-Semeetism is un ixteenct prublem in oooor cuoontry," zeey vreete-a. "Must Svedes beleeefe-a thet oooor suceeety hes ifulfed und thet ve-a ere-a mure-a inleeghtened tudey. Bork bork bork! ... Unffurtoonetely, zeey ere-a vrung. Dooreeng zee lest yeer, zee secooreety puleece-a regeestered 131 untee-Semeetic creemes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Nubudy knoos hoo muny inceedents gu unrepurted. Bork bork bork! boot zee secooreety puleece-a ixpect zee noomber tu be-a lerge-a." Jooeesh cungregeshuns in Svedee hefe-a nuted a sherp increese-a in "heressment, threets und ettecks by Erebs und Moosleems egeeenst Joos in Svedeesh suceeety dooreeng zee lest foo yeers," zee repurt stetes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! "Zee prublem is foorzeermure-a eggrefeted by zee elmust cumplete-a seelence-a vheech soorruoonds thees furm ooff Joo-hetred. Bork bork bork! Iff untee-Semeetism emung Erebs und Moosleems in Svedee is deescoossed et ell in Svedeesh medeea, it tends tu be-a in zee furm ooff treefielizeshuns oor deneeels ooff zee prublem." Zee repurt's oothurs sey untee-Semeetism ves oonce-a "oonly fuoond emung mergeenelized gruoops et zee ixtreme-a reeght und lefft. Um de hur de hur de hur. Thet is nut zee cese-a unymure-a. Dooreeng zee lest decede-a, unuzeer furm ooff untee-Semeetism hes sterted tu spreed in zee sooboorbs ooff lerge-a Svedeesh toons: a Joo-hetred oofftee impurted frum zee Meeddle-a Iest und nut seldum presented under un Islemeec fleg vheech elsu veens edherents emung gruoops ooff Erebs und Moosleems in Svedee." Teechers in Svedeesh sooboorbs repurt veedespreed husteelity egeeenst Joos emung Ereb und Moosleem stoodents. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Seferel Internet Veb seetes in Svedeesh repurt oon Moosleem puleeticel und releegiuoos tupeecs und et zee seme-a teeme-a spreed untee-Semeetic prupegunda in thees fesheeun: zee Hulucoost is deesmissed es a Zeeunist feecshun, un ifent thet nefer heppened. Bork bork bork! Zeen cumes unuzeer declereshun, thees oone-a fooll ooff edmureshun fur Edulff Heetler und regret thet he-a deedn't leefe-a lung inuoogh tu cumplete-a hees ixtermeeneshun cempeeegn. Bork bork bork! Oone-a Svedeesh Veb seete-a unnuoonces zee ixeestence-a ooff a Jooeesh cunspurecy tu teke-a oofer zee vurld, un unnuooncement veet vheech Meleyseee's Preeme-a Meenister Mehetur Muhemmed vuoold be-a in fooll egreement. Um de hur de hur de hur. Et sume-a pueent zee Ioorupeun demucreceees, leeke-a Svedee, veell hefe-a tu deceede-a hoo fer freedum ooff ixpresseeun und oozeer ceefil leeberties ixtend vhee Veb seetes in seferel Ioorupeun lungooeges, incloodeeng Svedeesh, ere-a poobleeshing bluud leebels egeeenst Jooeesh ceetizens. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee Emereecun pheelusupher, Erthoor Oo. Lufejuy, hes vreettee: "Zee cuncepshun ooff freedum is nut oone-a vheech impleees zee legeetimecy und inefeetebility ooff its oovn sooeecide-a. It is, oon zee ****rery, a cuncepshun vheech deffeenes zee leemits ooff its oovn eppleecebility; vhet it impleees is thet zeere-a is oone-a keend ooff freedum vheech is inedmeessible-a — zee freedum tu destruy freedum. Zee deffender ooff freedum ooff thuooght und speech is nut murelly buoond tu inter zee feeght veet but hunds teeed beheend hees beck."
