When I was In Pittsburgh, Cooking at Froggys, We always had a Huge crowd during Steelers Home Games.
One night, after the crowd had died, A Very, Very Drunk man stumbled in around the time the kitchen was closing. The waitress sent the order in.
This man wanted a Pittsburgh Rare Hamburger. I refused to make him one, and told the waitress to get Frog and tell him to come back to the Kitchen.
Frog said "Make him the burger, so we can go home"
So i grabbed two skillets and put them on the stove, Put a little oil in one. Got them both smoking, through the burger in the one with the oil and took the other skillet and pressed them together.
Seriously I only cooked the burger for about 30 seconds, And sent it. I went and sat near the entrance of the Dining Room, and watched him eat every single bite, He even approached me after we had closed the kitchen and thanked me for such a delicious hamburger, I nearly vomited because he had uncooked hamburger all over his nice Steelers jacket.
