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Offline skernsk

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« on: December 03, 2000, 10:34:00 AM »
What's with al the PMS in the MA and the BB lately??  

It seems that all planes are dweeb planes with the exception of the one being flown by the usually dead planewhiner!

BnZ pilots complain about Spitty's and Nikki's and TnB pilots complain about P51's and other fast planes and as always people complain about the Chawg.

I fly a Spitfire alot because I can kill in it.  It has less ammo and is slowwer than most if not all planes in the MA.  I also have to work my bellybutton of in order to get a kill most times as I am still not very good at this game.  I take it like a slap in the face when I get a kill and some idiot starts whining on the text buffer.  If I killed you in your plane it probably means that you screwed up.....so take it like a man.


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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2000, 11:04:00 AM »
 
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If I killed you in your plane it probably means that you screwed up

The amount of whining from an individual is inversely proportional to his ability to accept that he did something wrong.

This is pretty much the norm in any on-line sim I've been in.  I like to keep a list near my computer and just randomly pick an excuse when I go down...

HO Dweeb!
Vulcher!
Runstang!
Dweebfire!
Gang Bang!
Cannon Dweeb!
Warper!
Hacker!
Cheater!
Barbara Streisand!

What they really mean to say is "I had a lapse in SA and failed to keep my aircraft from being directly in front of your guns... thankyou for showing me I'm not perfect."

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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2000, 11:16:00 AM »
Hmmm..I wonder, could you just add numbers to the list and then when we got shot down we could just say "Number 3" or whatever.  Might save a little time and we can get back up all the faster...what do ya think  

Barbra Streisand  roflmao  I went back and read the list and spit coffee all over my screen.  Y a kill me...I mean "8"  :P

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2000, 11:36:00 AM »
 
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I take it like a slap in the face when I get a kill and some idiot starts whining on the text buffer.

Heh!  50 demerits for letting some ijit that has to compensate for their piloting insecurities by being aggressive in the chat buffer get to ya.

These types are a source of amusement to me.  Frankly, I don't get near the satisfaction from a <S!> as I do "YOU DWEEB RUNSTANG CHUTESHOOTING BASTARD!"

Gordo

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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2000, 12:18:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by skernsk:
I take it like a slap in the face when I get a kill and some idiot starts whining on the text buffer.  If I killed you in your plane it probably means that you screwed up.....so take it like a man.


It really is a slap in the face. Only losers choose to whine about warps, uber planes, etc. after they get killed. I get killed plenty of times by warpers, gang bangers etc. The easy thing to do is throw some BS into the text buffer. The hard thing to do is to throw a <S> in there. But this is where you get respect from other pilots, ot get a reputation as a whiner. I prefer the former.  

PS, lol gordo!

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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2000, 03:06:00 PM »
I love the demerits Gordo, keep 'em coming

Funny, my target audience has yet to chime in...c'mon you planewhining,amatuer SIMpilots lets hear it!!  


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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2000, 04:27:00 PM »
BArbara Streisand is flying with us ??? I wanna know her Handle !

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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2000, 04:50:00 PM »
I thought the strangest comment I got after shooting down somebody was something to the effect of "that was terrible..a better pilot would of killed me a lot sooner...". I guess I was supposed to be ashamed of myself.  

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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2000, 05:15:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by skernsk:
It has less ammo and is slowwer than most if not all planes in the MA

Gee.. and I thought that 109 or Yak had low ammo count.
I feel myself comfortable in Spitfire, when it has enough super cannon shots and turns on a dime.
also.. it isn't that slow and in fight, it surely isn't slow. (boy.. what E-retention it has)

not to mention difference between 109 and spitfire guns.... peashot vs. multipurposeantitankmachinegu ncannon(tm)

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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2000, 05:48:00 PM »
Heh!  There's one now!

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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2000, 05:48:00 PM »
Score one for Skernsk!  
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2000, 06:16:00 PM »
Indeed. If you aint got anything nice to say to them then shut ya damned mouth, you'll only come across as a sore loser.

If you really believe your own ego, then it must have either taken a really skilled pilot to kill you or you made a dumb mistake. Either slap your own wrist and make a mental note to avoid that mistake next time or congratulate the victor on a job well done.
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2000, 07:23:00 PM »
Spit sloow?!?  why yes it is +)

Only one model of 109 can't catch a spit9 +)

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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2000, 07:46:00 PM »
I never gave much attention to the whiners.

It is in fact the pilot, not the plane.

Complaining the reason you got shot down was solely to do with what airplane he has is ridiculous.

As for it not being fair, well...it is fair.  All sides fly the exact same airplanes.  There are 0 differences between them.  It doesn't get much more fair than that.

It will also be true in the new perk plane setup.  It won't unbalance the game.  The rules the enemy player and yourself are playing under are exactly the same.  It would only be "unfair" when they could get have perks and you cannot.

Using the argument that players who play all day vs casual players is also statstically fair.  The fact is, it isn't how long you play, but how well you play when you are online.  He may have flow five Me262s before you got online, but when your both online your equal on how soon you get the next one.

Some people need to go back to math class and relearn the chapter on statistics.

Hans.

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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2000, 07:57:00 PM »
The only plane slower than my Spit V is the A6M5.  Hell the Ju 88 and B-26 give me a good race too!