The Nation Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of hurricanes Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States.
Damages are expected to be far greater than any damage Americans have experienced in the past four years. The National Weather Services has named this storm hurricane Kerry.
Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves for hurricane Kerry is by hiding behind a Bush.
