Two OU fans are driving thru Texas on the way to the TX - OU game... They get pulled over by a Texas State Trooper...
The trooper walks up to the drivers side, and taps on the window.. the okie rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head...
the shocked okie asks, " What was that for?"
The trooper says, " When I pull you over, you better have your window down, and your license and registation ready!"
So the trooper writes him a ticket, and proceeds to the other side of the car... and taps on the window.
The other okie rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks HIM in the head...
The shocked okie asks, " NOW WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!"
The trooper says, " I was just making your wish come true."
The okie says, " wish? what wish?
The trooper explains, " I know about two miles down this road, you'd get the nerve to say, boy I wish he would'a tried that crap on me!!!!"
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!!