Author Topic: New Bulletin Board Security Advisory System overview (Read 526 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** October 04, 2004, 11:08:40 AM »

Due to the rise in posts bashing Americans and our political system while ignoring their own problems, I propose a new system that Skuzzy can attach to a potential flaming post. The system would work as follows:

The New Bulletin Board Security Advisory System shall be binding on the executive branch of HTC and suggested, although voluntary, to other levels of HTC and the private sector. There would be 5 threat conditions, each identified by a description and corresponding color. The higher the potential for Ameri-bashing due to content of a post, the greater risk of an Ameri-hater showing up to flame the post.

From lowest to highest, the levels and color are as follows:

Low=Green
Low risk of Ameri-bashing, just an outside observation.

Guarded=Blue
General risk of Ameri-bashing exists.

Elevated=Yellow
Signinficant risk of Ameri-bashing by organized Ameri-haters.

High=Orange
High risk of Ameri-bashing by organized Ameri-haters

Severe=Red
Severe risk of Ameri-bashing by organized Ameri-haters, and joined by American liberals.

vorticon · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2004, 11:20:21 AM »

bad bad idea...err...deth to amreeka? i dislike apple pie

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** October 04, 2004, 11:21:26 AM »

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Originally posted by vorticon
bad bad idea...err...deth to amreeka? i dislike apple pie

LOL!
Good to see someone has a sense of humor.

straffo · « **Reply #3 on:** October 04, 2004, 12:05:37 PM »

this :

fit wich colour ?

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2004, 12:09:38 PM »

Neutral=Pink
Sensitive Americans can freely lather each other up with oil and have a groping orgy while discussing their favorite fashion style.
-SW

Ripsnort · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2004, 12:13:08 PM »

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Originally posted by straffo
this :

fit wich colour ?

vorticon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2004, 12:14:53 PM »

im gonna go blow up some gophers with my ak-47...then sit down to freedom fries and apple pie. after which ill stand on my roof screaming nevar forget.

-dead- · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2004, 03:30:11 PM »

Translation into English:

Low=Green
Low risk of intolerant right-wing Americans becoming offended by other points of view, just an outside observation.

Guarded=Blue
General risk of intolerant right-wing Americans becoming offended by other points of view exists.

Elevated=Yellow
Significant risk of intolerant right-wing Americans becoming offended by foreigners with other points of view.

High=Orange
High risk of intolerant right-wing Americans becoming offended by foreigners with other points of view.

Severe=Red
Severe risk of intolerant right-wing Americans becoming offended by foreigners with other points of view, and joined by Americans with other points of view.

Dowding · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2004, 05:30:39 PM »

lol Dead

midnight Target · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2004, 05:41:00 PM »

I don't get it.

Airhead · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2004, 07:22:17 PM »

What we're trying to do as Americans is spread our values to the Middle East- our freedom of assembly, our freedom of religion, and- most of all- our freedom of speech.

However, as long as you opioniated Euros, Aussies and Asians keep opening up your big fat mouths and playing Devil's Advocate with our policies the task will be more difficult- You need to be silenced so we can achieve the American Way in the Middle East.

Please, STFU, you buncha stinkin foreigner Bling Bling Gangsta Rapper Wannabees.

vorticon · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2004, 07:25:12 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
What we're trying to do as Americans is spread our values to the Middle East- our freedom of assembly, our freedom of religion, and- most of all- our freedom of speech.

However, as long as you opioniated Euros, Aussies and Asians keep opening up your big fat mouths and playing Devil's Advocate with our policies the task will be more difficult- You need to be silenced so we can achieve the American Way in the Middle East.

Please, STFU, you buncha stinkin foreigner Bling Bling Gangsta Rapper Wannabees.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2004, 07:35:27 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
What we're trying to do as Americans is spread our values to the Middle East- our freedom of assembly, our freedom of religion, and- most of all- our freedom of speech.

However, as long as you opioniated Euros, Aussies and Asians keep opening up your big fat mouths and playing Devil's Advocate with our policies the task will be more difficult- You need to be silenced so we can achieve the American Way in the Middle East.

Please, STFU, you buncha stinkin foreigner Bling Bling Gangsta Rapper Wannabees.

Damn right! Tell it on brother! (want to walk on the biatch with me?)

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(Security Advisory System now elevated to RED Severe risk of Ameri-bashing by organized Ameri-haters, and joined by American liberals.

OIO · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2004, 07:43:23 PM »

and if there's some french bashing in it or references to dutch porn what color do we use?

or should we just WRITE IN CAPS IN THESE SITUATIONS?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2004, 07:45:35 PM »

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Originally posted by OIO
and if there's some french bashing in it or references to dutch porn what color do we use?

or should we just WRITE IN CAPS IN THESE SITUATIONS?

Anything French should be a WHITE as an advisory.