"mount st. helens isnt a volcano after all, but a secret underground weapon test site. the 1980 explosion was actually caused by the phaser rifle mk I backfiring.
fridays "burp" was just the powercore cooling down, and the earthquakes were caused by the firing of the phaser rifle mk IV. the imminent explosion will be caused by our secret agent. unless of course you give us 1 TRILLION DOLLARS IN GOLD BOULLION" -the dalai llama in a secret teleconference with the UN