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Offline AKIron

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How can you not like Ann Coulter? (and despise Ted Kennedy)
« on: October 05, 2004, 11:24:50 AM »
http://www.anncoulter.com/default.htm

The polls for Kerry are so bad that Al Hunt and Michael Moore are starting to yelp, "The polls mean nothing! Ignore the polls!" The only polls liberals ever considered "unimpeachable" were the ones that showed high approval ratings for Clinton during his impeachment – who never got a 50 percent approval rating from Americans in an actual election.
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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2004, 11:35:54 AM »
Don't you ever get bored with all this crap?

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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2004, 11:37:33 AM »
Well, she needs to eat a couple of tacos...but other than that she's perfect.


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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2004, 11:40:19 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2004, 11:45:40 AM »
She's my kind of Woman. Just wished I had a shot at hooking up with her.  :aok
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2004, 12:05:03 PM »
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Don't you ever get bored with all this crap?


Sometimes, but not today. :D

May have to order one of these:

http://www.conservativebookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=C6230&sour_cd=ANB000101



Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:


"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2004, 12:10:05 PM »
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"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."


Now that is bloody hilarious!!!

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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2004, 12:24:14 PM »
I think she brained her damage.
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2004, 12:40:16 PM »
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"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."


In other words, if you vote the issues in a non-partisan manner, you are an idiot.


She's not too bright, but I'd hit it.
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2004, 12:40:55 PM »
If only she were a mute.
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2004, 12:42:58 PM »
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If only she were a mute.


then she'd just use caps...


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She's not too bright, but I'd hit it.


im getting the impression that you'd hit anything and not being to bright is a prerequisite

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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2004, 01:20:51 PM »
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im getting the impression that you'd hit anything and not being to bright is a prerequisite


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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2004, 01:35:11 PM »
Gallup:October 04, 2004
Kerry Pulls Even With Bush at 49%-49%

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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2004, 01:44:24 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2004, 02:31:13 PM »
she could use about 25 pounds but I would allow her to have sandies vote.

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