Author Topic: Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Joke (Read 1043 times)

Red Tail 444 · « **on:** October 05, 2004, 11:22:12 PM »

Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004).

Rodney in any one of the Miller Lite commercials. "All we need is ONE pin, Rodney."

Thanks for the laughs, you'll be missed:(

MrBill · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2004, 11:30:11 PM »

His last one was not his best but it was a good swan song.

"If all goes well I'll be in the hospital two weeks ...
if not I'll be there two hours." ta Dum

Love ya Rodney

Sandman · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2004, 11:57:09 PM »

Ya know... I can't point to any jokes that stand out... Dangerfield didn't have any funny jokes.

He was a funny character... an icon.

That said.. I liked him best in Caddyshack.

paulieb · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2004, 12:00:46 AM »

See ya, Rodney. Maybe now you'll get some respect.

Seraphim · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2004, 12:22:20 AM »

"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother"

Blooz · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2004, 01:13:28 AM »

My wife is so ugly that when she walks into the kitchen the mice jump on chairs.

My daughters no bargain either. She's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles.

My son wanted a BB gun for Christmas and I got him a BB gun. He got me a t-shirt with a bullseye on the back.

My doctor. When you take down your trousers, he says ahhhh.

My mother never breast fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

I got all the respect for you Rodney.

Wolfala · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2004, 01:13:58 AM »

"Ask me about things I'm familiar with, like drugs or prostitution."

rpm · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2004, 02:18:13 AM »

I think my wife is cheating on me. So I came home early and found a guy climbing out the bedroom window. He said "Hey Buddy, ya better hurry. Her husband's on his way home."

No respect!

My wife likes to talk dirty during sex. I told her "That's fine, but hang up the phone!"

No respect at all.

You know my Doctor? Doctor Vinnie Boombots, I told him I needed a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine it wouldn't matter.

It ain't easy being me.

When I was born the Doctor told my Mother "I'm sorry. I did everything I could, but he pulled thru!"

Heaven just got a whole lot funnier.

Wanker · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2004, 07:05:49 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by Seraphim
"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother"

Classic.

Thanks for the laughs, Rodney.

AWMac · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2004, 07:43:01 AM »

Keep 'em laffin in Heaven like ya did here Rodney!

Gonna miss ya!

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 06, 2004, 08:25:08 AM »

"I went to the local bar, the bartender said, you want the usual? I said, no suprise me, so he showed me naked pictures of my wife."

Preon1 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 06, 2004, 08:30:32 AM »

I was trying to make love with a girl who didn't like casual sex. I said 'all right, I'll keep my tie on!'

Ripper29 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 06, 2004, 08:39:46 AM »

"My wife met me at the door wearing a sexy nightgown, only problem was is that she was coming home"

(S) Rodney......

midnight Target · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2004, 10:35:03 AM »

All good ones.. ~~Rodney~~

Drifter1234 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2004, 12:00:22 PM »

"My daughter flunked her driver's license test. She could not find the front seat"