Hey Grunherz (and anyone else who read that car thread), in light of our recent discussion about the merits of certain automobiles, today just stuck me as funny.
Here I am driving home, and what do I hear on the radio?
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one-third my size
The guy must have wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn!
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He must have thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn!
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust
Soon we were going ninety
Must have left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly!
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
Now we're doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn!
Beep beep, beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
Now we're going a hundred and twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we we're going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how can I get this car
OUT OF SECOND GEAR?????"
I got a laugh (heck I sing along)....I don't take myself too seriously.
J_A_B
