1.) Why is it I can't issue perk points to someone I just killed as a salute for an excellent fight.
2.) Why is it I can't give people points back if I just happened to be flying by when they dirtnapped?
3.) Why is it I can't get the booze dispensers to work in my planes?
4.) Why is it I don't have unlimited fuel and ammo so I don't have to RTB all the time? I ain't that good of a pilot.
5.) Why is it I don't get to enable my lead computin gun site to help my tired near sighted Ol eyes,,HuH<<???
6.) Why is it I have to get up and go to the bath room during the game? Don't these planes have a hole or sumptin in the cockpit???
7.) Why is it when we sign up for our AH account it doesnt include a free beer delivery to the front door????? It sucks big time running out Thursday nights in the CT. You guys all go to bed early.
8.) Why is it when I shoot someone down they show up a littel while later and shoot me down when I'm not looking??? I pay my $14.95 and I expect what I shoot to stay shooted!!!!!!!!!!
9.) Why is it the carrier is so derned small??? I almost nearly soil me drawers every time getting back down onto those match books.
10.) Why are any of you letting me make a fool out of myself this way????????????